Duterte Nominates Himself To Be DENR Secretary

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Gina Lopez is out and Rodrigo Duterte is in as Secretary of the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR).

In in less than 24 hours after the Commission on Appointments  voted to reject Lopez’ nomination, the President submitted his name to replace the outgoing secretary.

“I do not have time to look for a replacement for Lopez,” Duterte said. “Besides, I liked what she has done so far in protecting our environment.  I would like to personally see to it that what she has started will be finished.”

Duterte’s announcement caught the Senators and Representatives by surprise.  The nomination is unprecedented, and it is neither explicitly allowed nor prohibited under the 1987 Philippine Constitution. (Many will recall that Duterte did appoint Vice President Leni Robredo to his Cabinet before she resigned.)

IMG_1124An unofficial poll among members of the Commission conducted by The Adobo Chronicles shows that the vote on Duterte’s confirmation will be the exact reverse of who voted for and against Lopez.

Malacañang has also announced that effectively immediately, and until his confirmation, the president will be Acting DENR Secretary.

Be very afraid.

What Rappler Did Not Tell You When Googling About ‘Psychopath Philippines’

IMG_1056MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It must have been a slow news day that Rappler’s major story was about googling the words, ‘Psychopath Philippines.’  🇵🇭 The online news source’s point was that when you do a Google search of the two words, the results are dominated by President Rodrigo Duterte.

It will be recalled that Philippine actress Agot Isidro once took to her social media account and called Duterte a ‘psychopath.’

What Rappler failed to mention (or deliberately omitted) in its story is that when one does a Google or Facebook search of ‘Idiot Isidro,’ the results will be dominated by — who else — the idiot actress who started it all.

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CNN Apologizes For Headline Error About Philippine President Duterte, Issues Correction

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ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – In its haste to report on U.S. President Donald Trump’s invitation to Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte to visit The White House, CNN, the world’s leader in fair, accurate and balanced news, aired an incorrect headline and has issued an apology.

CNN said that its headline writer was thinking of another world 🌎  leader — the one who preceded Barack Obama — when he typed in the teaser for the news story.

The network has made the necessary correction to the headline, as follows:

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