Mike Pence Comes Out Of Hiding, Defends Donald Trump

IMG_6242.PNGINDIANAPOLIS, Indiana (The Adobo Chronicles, Chicago Bureau) – In the hours after that Trump explosive audio tape surfaced in which the Republican presidential candidate said he would forcibly kiss women and grab their “p*ssy,” Mike Pence went into hiding to avoid the paparazzi and his own press pool.  There was no way he could ever defend his boss this time around.

But wait a minute. The Indiana governor called for a press conference scheduled for 6 p.m. tonite at the state capitol to finally break his silence about Trump’s devastating comments.

Sources close to Pence told The Adobo Chronicles that he will  deny the allegations that came with the audio tape.  “What he meant was cat, pussy cat,” the governor is expected to say.

Case closed.

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BREAKING: Trump Withdraws!

IMG_6238.PNGNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Just hours after an explosive audio tape surfaced in which Donald Trump is heard  bragging about kissing and groping women, the Republican presidential candidate went on national television to announce he was withdrawing.

“What I said at that time was wrong and I apologize,” a teary-eyed Trump said in a pre-taped 90-second video.”

He continued:

“I understand many of my supporters, including members of my own party, are very upset and have decided to stop contributing to my campaign. I therefore have no choice but to withdraw from my personal funds in order to keep the campaign alive up until the November elections.”

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BREAKING: Second U.S. Presidential Debate Rescheduled For Midnight

IMG_6229.JPGWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced a change of schedule for the second debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.  It was originally scheduled at 9 p.m. Eastern on Sunday night.

The debate in St. Louis, Missouri, will last 90 minutes and be conducted in a “town hall” format featuring questions from undecided voters, moderated by CNN’s Anderson Cooper and ABC’s Martha Raddatz.

The commission told The Adobo Chronicles that the debate will be moved out of prime time and rescheduled for midnight the same day.

The decision by the commission came after the explosive audio tape of Trump surfaced in which he bragged to TV host Billy Bush about kissing and groping women.  In that audio tape, Trump actually mentioned the word “p*ssy.”

Because the presidential debates are supposed to be rated G (for general audiences), the commission saw it fit to move it to midnight.  It said that the Trump audio is sure to be brought up by Clinton and it would be unwise to allow minors to be listening to an exchange where “p*ssy” would constantly be mentioned.

The commission advised parents to make sure that their children who are not yet of legal age be put to bed before the start of the midnight debate.

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