If Elected, Donald Trump Promises Tax Refunds For All Americans

IMG_6026.PNGNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – The New York Times has just obtained Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s 1995 records which suggest he could have paid zero federal income tax for 18 years.

Trump declared a $916 million loss on his 1995 income tax returns, a tax deduction so substantial it could have allowed him to legally avoid paying any federal income taxes for up to 18 years, records obtained by The New York Times show.

In an effort for damage control, the Trump campaign immediately released a “new” campaign platform in which the real estate mogul says will put money into the pockets of American taxpayers.

“If I was able to evade paying taxes, so should all Americans,” Trump said at 3:30 a.m. from his Penthouse Suite in Manhattan.

“If elected this November, I will issue an executive order on my first day in office that would refund all federal income taxes paid by all Americans for the last 18 years.  This will surely boost more consumer spending that will guarantee a robust economy,” Trump said.

Trump advised all American taxpayers to start gathering their income tax records for the last 18 years in preparation for his massive tax amnesty.

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