Donald Trump Agrees To Take Naturalization Test, Fails

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Recently, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced that, if elected president, he would enact an extreme “vetting” test to determine if the values of those seeking to enter the U.S. are so-called American values. He claims his test would expose those who have “hostile attitudes” towards America.

Reacting to his statement, Senator Harry Reid challenged Trump to take the current naturalization test immigrants must pass to become U.S. citizens before he tries advocate for any more hateful laws.

Encouraged by his wife Melania, as well as his campaign staff, Trump accepted Reid’s challenge and visited an immigration office in downtown Washington.

Trump was asked 20 random questions from the list of 100 that’s included in the U.S. citizenship exam.

The result? Trump got 5 correct answers.

He failed.

The Trump campaign said that because their candidate was busy with his many speaking engagements, he didn’t have time to read the pocket constitution that was loaned to him by Khizr Khan, whose son, Capt. Humayun Khyan was killed in the line of duty trying to save the lives of his fellow U.S. soldiers in Iraq back in 2004.

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Donald Trump Wants America To Convert From Arabic To Roman Numerals

image.jpegNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Next year, you may have to write MMXVII, instead of 2017 when dating your checks and documents.  That is, if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.

The Republican presidential candidate has unveiled yet another of his plans to make America great again.

He has repeatedly advocated to ban all Muslims from entering the United States as his way of making Americans safe from the dangers of terrorism. Today, he went further by proposing that Americans convert from using Arabic numerals to Roman numbers.

“We need to rid our country of  every single vintage of the Muslim world,” Trump said, “and what better way to do that than by shifting how we write numbers to the way the more friendly Romans do.”

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The Half Sister Of The Cousin Of The Nurse Who Helped Deliver Michael Phelps’ and Nicole Johnson’s Baby Is Filipino!

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