Newly-Elected Transgender Congresswoman Wants To Occupy Manny Pacquiao’s Office

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Roman, left, and Pacquiao

ORANI, Bataan, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – As latest election results show an impending senatorial victory for Congresssman and boxer Manny Pacquiao, the same results show the Philippines’ first transgender lawmaker candidate all but winning a seat in Congress.

Geraldine Roman has clearly won the congressional seat in her district of Orani, Bataan, north of the Philippines.

Already, Pacquiao is looking forward to occupying a new office in the Senate Building in Manila, while Roman is excited to do the same for her new office in the Congress Building in Quezon City.

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that Roman had requested that she occupy the same office that will be vacated by Pacquiao.

“It will be symbolic of the triumph of the LGBT community over the boxer who recently compared gay men and women to “worse than animals.” Pacquiao’s comments came as he reiterated his position against same-sex marriage.

Roman said one of the first things she will do upon arriving in congress is to re-decorate Pacquiao’s former office and to advocate for the construction of a gender-netural bathroom inside the congress building.

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Defeated Senatorial Candidate Alma Moreno’s Proposal For Next Philippine Elections

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Moreno

PARAÑAQUE CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – She ran for senator under the party of Vice President Jejomar Binay in last Monday’s Philippine elections, but lost.

 Her name is Alma Moreno, city councilor for one of the cities of Metro Manila.  She was a former film actress. Her sexy dancing during the campaign rallies didn’t quite do it for her.

imageIn conceding her defeat, Moreno had a unique suggestion to the Commission on Elections (COMELEC) to make the electoral process more fair, efficient and inexpensive.  She said the winning candidates should just be picked through a raffle drawing.

On her Twitter page, she said: “@COMELEC, sana sa next election bunutan na lang”

In the meantime, The Adobo Chronicles can confirm that Moreno is not currently pregnant as reported in social media. The rumor came about after Moreno posted her concession message on her Twitter account. (As of presstime, her Twitter account seems to have been suspended.)

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IDIOTORIAL: The Media Got It All Wrong About Trump and Duterte

The Philippines’ Rodrigo Duterte and America’s Donald Trump. The media have put them both in the same category: rogue candidates.

Trump is the presumptive Republican presidential nominee while Duterte could be elected president of the Philippines in a matter of hours.

Both unconventional when faced by questions from the media.  Both have shocked the electorate with their kind of politics and campaign rhetoric.

Because of the pararellism between the two candidates, the media have labeled Duterte as the Donald Trump of the Philippines.

We think the media are wrong in their analysis.  It is the other way around: Trump is the Rodrigo Duterte of America.

The only difference: Duterte is genuine; Trump is fake.

We urge the media to refrain from using their flawed comparison and give Duterte his due.

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