imageVILNIUS, Lithuania —Armed with $1 Billion vouchers, U.S.  Secretary of State John Kerry is in Europe courting international support for a possible U.S. military strike on Syria for alleged use of chemical weapons.

Kerry, the Obama administration’s chief salesman for a U.S. punitive strike, will meet Saturday with European officials about the Syrian crisis and update them on ongoing peace talks between Israel and the Palestinians.

President Barack Obama decided last weekend to postpone any military action and seek the backing of Congress before proceeding to violate the United Nations Charter.

The administration is running out of options for gaining support. A favorable Congressional vote is doubtful. U.S. Allies have not aligned with the U.S. The G20 leaders were lukewarm. The U.N. Secretary General is opposed. Polls show 6 in 10 Americans do not support the strike.

“This is our last straw ” Kerry said. “Any country that will support our planned military strike will get $1 Billion in U.S. aid, provided they sign on within the next 3 days. U.S. credibility is what’s at stake here, ” he added.

Asked by The Adobo Chronicles  where the funds will come from, Kerry replied, “Oh, it’s part of the little-known presidential pork barrel. We have not touched it in 5 years. The time has come.”


  1. i dont know why people are holding their horses against this assholes… they should be trialed and executed.. i mean how would you feel if your family was there? i would love to see all those missiles ram syrians ass.. i mean imagine that syrians ,responsible for hundreds of deaths, evil laugh/grin if you wont launch an(measured) attack… remember WWII? it all began in WWI when people failed to find justice… Germany-Austria exacted revenge because the other side failed to hand over the Serbian terrorist.. imagine what would happen if you let go of these criminals.. it would be a world who allows evil to triumph.. remember that before WWII started many were confident that it was the time for peace but if i was a german in that time i would feel demoralized… a country defeated for fighting for its people and its allies interests of justice, of intellectual territorial rights.. it may domino to WWIII if you cant put that syrian murderers head on a plate…


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