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Senator Ted Cruz Admitted To Hospital

Cruz
Cruz

CONCORD, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles)- The campaign trail is proving to be grueling for Senator Ted Cruz, Republican presidential candidate.

After giving a speech before college students in New Hamphire, he complained about a mild headache and blurred vision, prompting his campaign staff to call the paramedics.

He was taken on an ambulance to a nearby private hospital. There, Emergency Room nurses took his blood pressure reading,  gave him an EKG test, was given an aspirin, then rolled him into a private room reserved for VIP patients.  He was hooked up to an oxygen machine and was administered a liquid infusion as a preventive measure for dehydration.

Three of the hospital’s top doctors took turns in evaluating his condition. Complete blood and urine tests were administered.

Cruz then went through a chest x-ray and then a full-body CT scan.

As a precautionary measure, doctors recommended an emergency colonoscopy which was immediately performed.

When the senator recovered from sedation, the hospital’s chief doctor was at his bedside to deliver the news:  ‘You’re fine, just a little fatigue.  We can now release you.”

On his way out, he dropped by the hospital’s accounts payable department to settle his bill.

To his surprise, the hospital staff told him his total bill was zero, and that it’s been fully paid for.

“By whom?” the senator asked.

“By your health insurance, Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Texas,” he was told.

It was ironic that just minutes before he was rushed to the E.R., Cruz he told a campaign audience that he had no health insurance because President Barack Obama’s health care law caused the cancellation of his coverage.

 

 

U.S. SENATE VOTES TO DEFUND PLANT PARENTHOOD

The Republican Senator from Alabama (Photo credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
The Republican Senator from Alabama (Photo credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Acknowledging that any bill that repeals Obamacare and defunds Planned Parenthood will be vetoed by President Obama, Senate Republicans today changed their strategy to ensure that the legislation they pass gets signed by the occupant of the Oval Office.

Republican Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama introduced a final amendment that not only combines the Obamacare and Planned Parenthood bills into one, but drastically changes the title and language of the singular bill.

And it worked quite perfectly. The amended bill was unanimously approved by the Senate, and given the title RADPP or the Responsible Act to Defund Plant Parenthood.

No details of the new bill were made available to the media, but both Republicans and Democrats assured reporters that it is a bill that will definitely be signed by President Obama.

We suspect it is a bill that would greatly benefit the plant, animal and human species.

It is a victory for bipartisanship which is rarely seen in Congress.

 

RUSH LIMBAUGH MOVES TO COSTA RICA, MOVES RIGHT BACK TO THE U.S.

imageSAN JOSÉ, Costa Rica (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – In 2010, conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh promised that if Obamacare became law in the U.S., he would leave the country and move to Costa Rica in 5 years.

Well, it’s been 5 years and Obamacare is the law of the land, upheld not once, but twice by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Being the man of his word that he is, Limbaugh moved to Costa Rica on July 1st, only to come back to America in just two days.

The reason? Costa Rica has universal health care, and Limbaugh thinks that’s even worse than Obamacare.

“I guess I had a dose of my own medicine,” he said, “but I’m glad my medicine is covered by Obamacare.”