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BREAKING: HILLARY TO BE PROCLAIMED DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE ON JULY 29!

May 14, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

ARLINGTON, Virginia (The Adobo Chronicles) – Supporters of U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton can’t wait for 2016 to officially nominate her as the Democratic standard bearer for the 2016 elections. They are convening in Virginia this July to anoint their candidate. It’s a done deal: Hillary is it!

The Adobo Chronicles has just learned that Clinton will be officially chosen by acclamation on July 29 during the national convention of barbie doll collectors. No other barbie collection has come close to being considered for the nomination.

Convention chair Julie Bronski said, “We’ve always known that Hillary is a star, and now we get to celebrate with her and all of our closest friends. We look forward to the 2015 convention, as well as the 2016 presidential elections.”

Government, International, Politics

FILIPINA WINS HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON AWARD FOR TREASON

April 26, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – For the first time ever, a Filipina has won the Hillary Rodham Clinton Award for Advancing Women in Peace and Security in the person of Miriam Coronel Ferrer.

Ferrer is the goverment negotiator for the peace process with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) in the Philippines.

The award was presented by Clinton and Georgetown University President John DeGioia at Georgetown University in Washington D.C. on April 22.

The day after she received the award, Ferrer was charged with treason before the Office of the Ombudsman in Manila for conspiring in the approval of the controversial Bangsamoro Basic Law (BBL) which complainants described as ‘unconstitutional.’

Also included in the criminal complaints were President NoyNoy Aquino, Senate President Franklin Drilon, House Speaker Feliciano Belmonte, BBL government peace panel negotiator Teresita Deles as well MILF representatives Murad Ebrahim, Mohagher Iqbal and Ghazali Jaafar.

In filing the complaint, former Assemblyman and Immigration Commissioner Homobono Adaza and government-critic Herman Tiu Laurel cited the respondents as co-conspirators in promoting the approval of the of the BBL, granting the MILF more power and territory beyond the limits set by the Constitution. They said the BBL violates at least 11 provisions of the Constitution on religion, equal protection rights and promoting social justice.
Among others, they said the accord would redefine Article 1 of the Constitution granting part of the national territory to the Bangsamoro and powers of sovereignty which are indivisible.

Upon learning of the charges, Clinton, who recently declared her candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2016, revised Ferrer’s award to ‘Hillary Rodham Clinton Award for Advancing Women in Treason.’

Politics

BREAKING NEWS: VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN SWITCHES PARTY, WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT UNDER REPUBLICAN BANNER

April 19, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Hillary Clinton remains the unchallenged presidential candidate for the Democrats, and that’s not going to change any time soon.

The only other viable Democratic candidate for president is Vice President Joe Biden, and he’s not about to challenge Clinton either. But he wants to run for president.

So, in a move that shocked both Democrats and Republicans, Biden today announced that he was switching party from Democratic to Republican, and he’s running for president under the GOP.

Republicans welcomed Biden’s announcement. They are resigned to the reality that no Republican could put up a strong enough challenge to Clinton — not Ted Cruz, not Rand Paul, not Marco Rubio. Not even Jeb Bush if he decides to enter the race.

The Republican National Committee acknowledged that having Biden run in 2016 under the Republican Party is the only realistic option for the GOP to take back the White House.

Political observers say that this new development could spell victory for the Republicans. Biden’s candidacy will split the Democratic vote while ensuring a 100% Republican vote for Biden.