U.S. Immigration Blocks Entry Of Terrorist Into San Francisco!

April 30, 2023 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Immigration authorities successfully blocked the entry of a terrorist into the United States today. It happened at the San Francisco International Airport.

A man with limited English skills was presenting his passport and visa when the immigration officer asked what the purpose of his visit to America was. He then requested the assistance of an interpreter.

After the interpreter briefly talked to the incoming passenger, he said the man was a terrorist. Immediately, the immigration officer cancelled the man’s visa and sent him back on the first available flight out of San Francisco.

It turns out that what the man wanted to say was that he was a tourist, not a terrorist.

Moral of the story: when dealing with immigration authorities, forget interpreters. Use sign language instead.

HERE is the encounter caught on CCTV.

Diversity, International

Leni Robredo Stuns In Cleopatra Costume!

April 30, 2023 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

CAIRO , Egypt (The Adobo Chronicles, Cairo Bureau) – She’s gone from Hadouken to Karate Kid, from Miss Universe to Samurai, and there’s no stopping ex-Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo from her new passion for cosplay.

This week, the lawyer-mother of three daughters who are all girls, donned the Cleopatra costume while vacationing in Egypt.

Fugitive former Chairman of the Commission on Elections (Comelec) Andy Bautista calls her a “world-class human being” and is very impressed about Robredo’s ability to portray different famous characters. He hopes someday that she can don a leather suit with a leather whip which is Bautista’s admitted fetish.

Government, International, Military

Philippine President Bongbong Marcos ‘Reconsidering’ EDCA!

April 29, 2023 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – EDCA, the Enhanced Defense Cooperation Agreement, added four additional sites in the Philippines that the U.S. military can use to defend this Southeast Asian country if attacked by external forces.

President Bongbong Marcos approved the new sites.

But Marcos is reportedly reconsidering the entire EDCA after, in his presence, the U.S. military fired rockets and missed its target in the South China Sea not once, not twice, but six times!

Malacañang told The Adobo Chronicles that EDCA will be futile if the U.S. military can’t even hit targets during exercises. “ How much more during an actual attack on our country,” the palace said.