Marcos Government To Impose Taxes On Unli Rice, Leche Flan Vendors!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Aiming to significantly improve the health status of all Filipinos, the Marcos administration is planning to impose new taxes on junk and unhealthy foods.

This was announced today by the Department of Finance.

Among the measures to be undertaken is to raise taxes on restaurants and establishments that serve unli rice (unlimited rice) and sugary desserts like leche flan.

“It’s shooting two birds with one bullet,” Malacañang said, “as it will also prevent rice shortages in the country.

Many will recall that during the regime of Ferdinand Marcos, Sr., the government launched a campaign to encourage eateries to serve only half a cup of rice due to shortages in supply.

Here’s to a healthy Philippines!

Pastor Quiboloy’s YouTube Channel Taken Down; Bb. Maharlika Next?

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – YouTube is cracking down on account holders who violate its rules and community standards.

YouTube on Wednesday terminated a YouTube channel associated with Apollo Quiboloy, the founder of megachurch Kingdom of Jesus Christ and media network SMNI .

No details were given except that the channel violated YouTube’s rules.

Will Los Angeles-based Filipino Vlogger be next on the chopping board?

Hate speech, predatory behavior, graphic violence, malicious attacks, and content that promotes harmful or dangerous behavior isn’t allowed on YouTube.

Bb. Maharlika perfectly fits the bill on YouTube’s restrictions.

New DOH Branding: “We Employ The Not-So-Best”

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – With one sweeping public pronouncement, the newly-appointed Health Secretary under the Marcos, Jr. administration created a new branding, patterned after the now infamous “We Give the World Our Best.”

Secretary Ted Herbosa said that government hospitals will be employing those who failed to pass the Nursing Licensure Examinations, thus creating a new DOH mantra of “We Employ the Not-so-best.”

Herbosa, however, did not give details on the DOH plan. Critics are asking: “Will they actually be employed as nurses, or as orderlies — those who clean up patients, hospital rooms and equipment.

The DOH announcement sent chills to Filipinos, creating an atmosphere of distrust about possibly being taken care of by unlicensed nurses at government hospitals.

The Call Center Association of the Philippines also criticized the move as it shrinks their potential sources of call center agents.

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