CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Headquarters) – There will be no new iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch this year. Instead, Apple will be launching the new Jetpack this fall!
This new “toy” takes inspiration from the animated video game featuring giant mechanical dragons, and birds that shoot money — from the makers of the global hit game, Fruit Ninja.
Apple CEO Tim Cook gave a sneak preview at the company’s Cupertino headquarters this morning.
This latest invention from Apple is by far, the most brilliant solution to motorized travel. No street lights, no expressways or POV lanes required. Just $119K!
(Brian Neyra, Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondent, contributed to this report.)
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Being a Marcos loyalist has finally paid off for controversial Atty. Larry Gadon.
He has just been appointed Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation (read: Presidential Whisperer).
What a highfalutin title! But what does it entail?
There is already an existing National Anti-Poverty Commission. There is the Department of Social Welfare and Development. There is the National Economic Development Authority. There’s the 4Ps. There’s various Barangay-level anti-poverty projects.
So what gives?
Someone who has the ear of the President could wield so much power over the concerned agencies. Very Sosi!
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