PAPA Appointee Larry Gadon Banned From Entering Bars!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Just hours after President Bongbong Marcos appointed Larry Gadon as Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation (PAPA), the controversial attorney was banned from entering bars.

Gadon himself revealed the Supreme Court decision on the disbarment through a public statement.

Analysts surmised that the High Court may have attributed Gadon’s history of insults and cussing to his alcohol drinking and that banning him from entering bars may prevent future foul-mouthed outbursts.

The public is asked to immediately call 9-1-1 if they happen to see Gadon drinking in bars anywhere in the country.

Atty. Larry Gadon Admits He’s A Murderer!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In his own words, Atty. Larry Gadon, appointee for the position of Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation, confirmed he can be a murderer.

Gadon was responding to critics about his new appointment by President Bongbong Marcos.

Ex-VP Leni Robredo A Sure Winner In 2025 Senatorial Elections!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – She may have lost big in the 2022 Philippine Presidential elections, but ex-VP Leni Robredo is a sure bet to be the topnotcher should she decide to run for senator in 2025.

Judging by a Facebook group page endorsing her 2025 candidacy, Robredo could potentially get 26.8 million votes, more than the topnotcher, Robin Padilla, in the last senatorial elections.

Padilla won the top spot with 26.6 million votes.

Oops, we’re sorry, Padilla’s was million, not thousand.

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