Senator Bato De La Rosa: Free Cellphones For All Filipinos!

September 25, 2023 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine Senator Bato dela Rosa is now proposing to provide free cellphones for all Filipinos who could not afford to buy one.

This revolutionary plan follows Bato’s earlier idea to make the national ID digital instead of printed copies. (The printing and delivery of national IDs have been delayed for almost three years now).

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, Bato said that in addition to solving the problem of delay for the physical national IDs, his free cellphone proposal will also immediately solve the nation’s digital divide, while providing all with ready access to Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and Candy Crush.

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Will MTRCB Hang Joey De Leon’s Hosting Career For Insensitive ‘Rope’ Comment?

September 25, 2023 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – In a disgusting display of culinary cluelessness, Joey de Leon of the “EAT” noontime show has once again proven that his grasp on taste extends no further than the confines of his food-centric program.

When contestants were asked to name things people hang around their necks, de Leon chimed in with, “Lubid, lubid!” (a rope, a rope). Clearly, he’s dishing out a different kind of ‘rope soup’ that only he can stomach.

Obviously, de Leon was referring to a noose, a loop with a running knot, tightening as the rope or wire is pulled and is typically used to hang people or trap animals. It has also become a symbol of slavery.

Maybe he’s just concocting a new recipe for a hangman’s lunchbox? While viewers were left hanging in disbelief, we can only hope that de Leon’s next dish will be a little less… dark.

Will MTRCB summon de Leon and mete him with the proper punishment?

Paging Lala Sotto!