Commentary: Why We Are At Inertia

by Maria Bratikova, AC Team

Among the countries in Asia, we are a country that seems to be moving in a circle, a very tight circle.We’ve been overtaken by our neighbours by leaps and we are eating their dusts. 

We used to be the most literate in the region. Of course, we did not hear much of  China then because of the bamboo curtain that blurred our visions. We got students from all over the world visiting and studying. We used to be a lot more positively viewed from all points around the globe. 

 Now?

I get this conviction that what we need as a people is another Martial Law. I remember a lull in criminality and a lot of discipline during those years. We are today rambunctiously  one-upmanning (corruption in truer  terms) each other that it had become our  favourite activity – at par with bashing each other for the pettiest and most trivial of reasons. It is insane. It makes one cry.

We are where we are, stuck in limbo, because we have no discipline, we are materialistic, we are indolent. We worry about genderising ourselves. We take pains pretending to be cats even if we know we are rodents. We buy that iphone at almost 50 grand but ignore the big holes in our roofs that keep the sun and rain in. It is more important for most of us to drink a bottle of big cola that costs more than a kilo of the staple rice.  We stretch our curly hairs and curl our straight  hairs. Jesus. . . we swarm beauty pageants like ants to a slop of honey. We don’t need them, we are beauty-pageant materials in our own unique ways. We boo our athletes ( who can distinguish whom is being booed on the outset?) before a game starts and blame every other dick because our players lose later – how is that for pep talk?

We got big cars for our narrow streets. 

We need to do something. If we want to change, the change must come from us. We have to want it, work for it, do it.

We cannot just talk it!

Adobo Chronicles Welcomes Its Newest Team Member

We welcome our newest team member, the globe-trotting diva of Zûrich, MARIA BRATIKOVA!

Each week, she’ll regale our subscribers and followers with deep-penetrating food for thought — sometimes sweet as Swiss chocolate, sometimes bitter as Schweppes.

Gird your loins!

Commentary: The Great Socmed Meltdown Over That Anonymous Page

In a spectacular display of virtual fireworks, the internet is witnessing the great social media meltdown of self-proclaimed influencers, Sass Rogando Sasot and Mark Anthony Lopez. The duo, known for their knack for controversy, lost their collective marbles over the enigmatic political satire site, Politique PH.

In a stunning twist of irony, they threw around template barbs like “TH” (Trying Hard) and “KSP” (Kulang sa Pansin) at an account that dared to remain anonymous. The world gasped as these luminaries drew parallels between Politique and Adobo Chronicles, branding both as “lacking in substance” – a statement as substantial as a cotton candy political manifesto.

Are Sasot and Lopez cowering in fear of being relegated to their self-created world of “TH” (Typical Hypocrite)?  Or are they merely rehearsing their not-too-distant future new roles as investigator Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (Sasot) and the self-conflicted Bostonian in The Cardinal (Lopez)?

It seems that in the circus of online absurdity, even the clowns have taken to pathetic cheap comedy (a la Vice Ganda) and commentary, leaving us all questioning the true worth of these so-called influencers.

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