Ah, the ever-evolving world of blogging, where the only thing more abundant than content is the controversy it stirs up.
Recently, a list of bloggers has been causing quite a stir on social media, but there’s one glaring omission that’s raised eyebrows and shaken the very foundations of the blogosphere: the absence of the one, the only, the illustrious Thinking Pinoy!
Could it be that the list’s curator suffered a sudden bout of narcolepsy while crafting this literary masterpiece? Or perhaps the now UK-based math student has fallen out of favor with the Filipino netizens, who have moved on to more thrilling topics like knitting or watching paint dry?
It’s a mystery that rivals any Agatha Christie novel, and one can only wonder if this omission is a sign of the times or simply an oversight in a world where opinions are as plentiful as grains of sand on the beach.
All we can say is, dear blogger of bloggers, wherever you are, your absence is a void that the blogosphere may never fill.
In a not-so-shocking turn of events, the latest poll shows that Vice President Sara Duterte’s trust rating has plummeted by double-digit numbers. Oh, the horror!
But before we start shedding crocodile tears for her, let’s put things into perspective, shall we?
Even with this so-called “dramatic drop,” Duterte’s rating still reigns supreme among the top four highest elected officials in the country. It’s like being the tallest leprechaun in the land of the little folk.
And if you thought that was impressive, brace yourselves for some world-class irony.
Duterte’s trust rating is highest, second only to India’s Prime Minister Modi, among all world leaders.
Move over, world leaders, the Philippines has a new trust rating champion! This revelation could only mean one thing: we’re witnessing the rise of the Duterte dynasty on the global stage. World domination might just be a few polls away.
So, to all you international leaders out there, take note—VP Sara Duterte is coming for the top spot, and there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned trust rating drop to show she means business.
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