Wow, What A Concept! Marcos- Marcos-Romualdez!

May 23, 2025 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Imee Marcos as Senate President? What a thrilling plot twist—straight out of a teleserye, but with more dynastic flair!

According to her, some senators approached her about it. Approached where, though? In a dream? A seance? Imagine: Bongbong as President, Imee as Senate President, and Martin Romualdez as Speaker. It’s like the Avengers, if the Avengers all shared the same last name and controlled three branches of government.

And who stands between them and total power? Sara Duterte, the lone wall between the Marcoses and a family reunion in Malacañang. But what if she resigns… or worse, suffers a tragic apple-choking incident during a merienda? Then Imee, her “BFF,” becomes VP. A Bongbong-Imee administration—like The Parent Trap, but with national consequences.

Philippine politics, truly where satire writes itself, and nepotism is just another family value. Stay tuned, this teleserye’s just getting started.

Did Blogger Mark Lopez Fart In The Elevator?

May 22, 2025 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Blogger Mark Anthony Lopez has truly mastered the art of fake news but make it fashion.

In a dazzling display of journalistic gymnastics, he drops a bombshell: “Was it the First Lady who asked all cabinet members to resign?” Ah yes, the classic fake-news-with-a-question-mark technique — the coward’s exclamation point. It’s like throwing a grenade and whispering, “Just asking!” as it explodes.

Unfortunately for Mark, this rhetorical camouflage doesn’t work when your “question” is already packed with libelous baloney. It’s like saying, “Did aliens abduct the president last night?” and then acting shocked when people accuse you of being unhinged.

Mark’s strategy is the digital equivalent of farting in an elevator and asking, “Who did that?” But the internet sees through it. Next time, Mark, maybe try actual journalism instead of conspiracy fan fiction disguised as curiosity. Or better yet, just stick to food blogging — at least the harm would be limited to cholesterol.

Is another warrant of arrest for cyber libel looming for our beloved Kuryente King?