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Ka Eric Redefines “Hunger Strike”

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In a groundbreaking twist on the traditional hunger strike, Jeffrey Celis, affectionately known as Ka Eric, seems to have redefined the very essence of fasting. 

Reports have surfaced that while protesting his detention by the House of Representatives, Celis has chosen a unique form of self-deprivation—excluding everything except his beloved Coca-Cola. This revelation comes as a shock to those who assumed a hunger strike meant abstaining from all sustenance.

Photographs circulating online depict Celis with a bottle and can of Coca-Cola strategically positioned next to him, adding a touch of irony to his purported protest. With a 12 oz can of the sugary beverage containing a whopping 39 grams of sugar, it appears Celis has embraced a hunger strike with a saccharine twist. Is this a revolutionary form of fasting, or just a creative interpretation of the term?

Entertainment, Politics, Social Media

Glenn Chong and Bb. Maharlika: A Hollywood Coupling In The Making

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Move over KathNiel, there’s a sizzling new Hollywood love team that’s hotter than a freshly cooked adobo – meet GleMa, the dynamic duo of Glenn Chong and Binibining Maharlika. 

Who knew that questioning Philippine elections could lead to a love story that not even Cupid could script?

In true Tinseltown fashion, GleMa is keeping fans on the edge of their seats, playing the classic game of denial or confirmation. Are they in love, or is this just a clever marketing ploy to boost their fan base? 

The timing is as impeccable as a well-executed movie plot twist – coinciding with Smartmatic’s ban from election-related activities. It seems GleMa is throwing a victory party, complete with confetti and ballots.

Whether it’s a blossoming romance or a masked honeymoon, one thing’s for sure – GleMa is rewriting the script on love and election drama. Move aside, KathNiel, because GleMa is here to steal the spotlight and, just maybe, rewrite the electoral code of romance.

Fashion, Politics

Pinklawan Now Peachaka

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The Philippine opposition backing Atty. Leni Robredo has declared a seismic shift in their symbolic color to peach, Pantone’s color of the year for 2024.

No longer content with the vibrant hues of yellow, purple, or pink, opposition leaders believe that peach is the perfect representation of their vision for the nation – fuzzy, clueless, and ambitiously vague.

Sources reveal that the delicate pastel shade encapsulates the opposition’s commitment to maintaining a bold-less strategy and embracing inherent naiveness in their quest to regain political leadership both nationally and locally. 

Critics have affectionately dubbed the new color “Peachaka,” suggesting a blend of peach and lackadaisical. 

As the opposition marches forward, some citizens are left wondering if the color change is an attempt to camouflage their political plans in a sea of fuzzy ambiguity. Only time will tell if this peachy strategy will bear fruit or leave the opposition with a taste of sour grapes.

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