Politique PH Tuesday: The Ghost Polvoron Video

Let’s talk about the ghost video that’s become the talk of the town, yet remains as elusive as a unicorn in Manila traffic. Yes, darlings, the polvoron video that apparently no one, not even Claire Eden Contreras a.k.a. Maharlika Boldyakera has laid eyes on. 👻📹

It’s like a mythical creature that everyone talks about but no one has actually seen. Maybe it’s hiding with the Loch Ness Monster or playing poker with Bigfoot? 🐉🃏

These DDS propagandists seem to be weaving tales more tangled than a bowl of pancit. They’re so good at peddling fake news that even Facebook had to show them the exit door.🚪👋

No wonder they’ve been deplatformed! In the world of social media, facts are the currency, and it looks like their bank just went bankrupt. 💸🏦

Remember, lovelies, in the age of information, be a detective, not a gossip monger. Keep your eyes open for facts, not fiction. And always, always wait for the polvoron to crumble before believing in a dessert you’ve never tasted. 🕵️‍♀️🍪

Stay sharp, stay fabulous, and keep your fake news radar on high alert! 🌟📡

Leni Robredo: From Angat To Lundag!

Leni Robredo’s much-touted volunteer network,  “Angat Buhay,” seems to have lost its momentum, raising questions about its effectiveness. 

Despite the initial buzz, the organization has become notably quiet, prompting concerns of “Ningas Cogon” or a lack of sustained commitment. Criticism surfaces regarding the absence of timely responses to recent calamities, undermining the notion of always being the first on the ground. The volunteer network’s lapse in communication, with the last news update dating back to June, fuels skepticism about its current state.

Moreover, Leni Robredo’s foray into a new movement, “Lundag Silakbo,” aimed at combating disinformation, appears as a diversion. Critics argue that the leader is more focused on image-building than on tangible action, accusing her of making lofty claims without substantial follow-through. The transition from self-promotion to encouraging followers to engage in a figurative leap raises eyebrows about the organization’s priorities. 

First, they want to make angat their sariling bangko, and now they want their followers to make lundag?

As public scrutiny intensifies, it remains to be seen whether Robredo’s initiatives will regain the vigor they once promised.

Steering Clear Of Taylor Swift At Awards Shows

Actor Simu Liu, the beacon of comedic enlightenment, has graciously spared us from the perilous territory of Taylor Swift jokes when he hosts this year’s his People’s Choice Awards. He seems to have taken a swipe at Filipino American comedian Jo Koy whose hosting of the Golden Globes was marred by a joke on the NFL courtesy of Swift.

It seems Swift has become the unofficial yardstick for measuring a host’s worthiness, as if her approval rating is the ultimate litmus test for comedic genius. Forget about timing, wit, or originality – the true hallmark of hosting success is now measured by how many Swift-related quips you can avoid.

In this era of delicate sensibilities, where hosting gigs are a delicate dance around Swift-shaped landmines, we commend Liu for valiantly steering clear of the pop princess. 

Perhaps we’ve entered a new epoch where the true measure of a host’s prowess lies not in their ability to entertain but in their careful avoidance of Swiftian wrath. Move over, comedy; Swift has spoken, and we’re all just waiting for the punchline.

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