Unsolicited Advice To DDS Bloggers: Expand Your Vocabulary

It’s time for certain bloggers—especially the self-proclaimed pundits who mistake volume for intelligence—to expand their vocabulary beyond “stupid.” Case in point: the netizen-proclaimed Kuryente King, who seems to think that mindlessly repeating the word qualifies as a debate strategy. At this point, even a thesaurus is begging for mercy.

Using “stupid” as a one-size-fits-all argument doesn’t make one look smart—it just makes them sound like a broken record stuck on the same insult. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum because they don’t know enough words to express their frustration.

If they really want to be taken seriously, they might consider upgrading to actual facts, logic, or—heaven forbid—constructive criticism. But then again, why bother? When the goal is to rile up the echo chamber rather than engage in real discourse, “stupid” is apparently the only word needed. Lazy, but effective—just like propaganda.

No Need For Bongbong Marcos To Silence Sara Duterte

Sara Duterte blaming Bongbong Marcos for her mic malfunction in Hong Kong is peak political theater. As if BBM has the time to orchestrate tech sabotage when Sara already does a fantastic job undermining herself every time she speaks. Why waste resources when she’s her own worst enemy? It’s like watching someone trip over their own feet and then accuse gravity of political bias.

Maybe the microphone just got tired—much like the Filipino people—of hearing her rants about the “evil” in government while she burns through billions in confidential funds. Or perhaps it was an act of divine intervention, sparing overseas Filipinos from another round of incoherent soundbites.

Either way, Marcos must be laughing. Why sabotage when silence is her best PR strategy? If anything, he should invest in more faulty mics—perhaps even an entire sound system with a built-in “mute Sara” function. Now that would be a true public service.

The Stage Is Set: Manong JP Enrile Vs. Kuryente King Mark Anthony Lopez

The stage is set for the most unexpected duel of the century—101-year-old political immortal Juan Ponce Enrile versus 56-year-old DDS blogger and reigning “Kuryente King,” Mark Anthony Lopez. On one side, we have Enrile, a man who has outlived dictators, coups, and possibly even his own historical revisions. On the other, Lopez, an internet warrior who has perfected the art of self-inflicted credibility damage.

The burning question? Whether Enrile staged his own ambush in 1972. A question so old it predates half the panelists on Toni Talks. Enrile, whose memory is allegedly sharper than ever, is ready to defend his legacy. Meanwhile, Lopez, fresh from his latest fact-check fiasco, is armed with memes, half-baked theories, and possibly a Globe load promo.

Will history be rewritten, or will this be another episode of “Boomers vs. Bloggers”? Either way, expect fireworks—probably from Enrile’s hearing aid short-circuiting mid-debate.

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