Pastor Apollo Quiboloy: TNT!

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In a shocking twist of events, Pastor Apollo Quiboloy has officially joined the ranks of undocumented Filipinos dubbing himself a “TNT” or Tago Ng Tago. 

In his latest 36-minute audio message to followers, Quiboloy revealed his newfound status, alongside other outlandish claims, including his own demise and aspirations to lead the Philippines.

Quiboloy’s apparent reliance on Maharlika, the queen of fake news, for information, raises eyebrows. His paranoia about facing “rendition” instead of extradition, orchestrated by none other than President Bongbong Marcos and the First Lady, seems straight out of a farcical political thriller.

With Quiboloy’s penchant for grandiose proclamations, one can’t help but wonder if this latest announcement is just another performance in his repertoire of theatrics. 

Perhaps the only thing more elusive than Quiboloy’s credibility is the truth behind his fantastical claims. As the saga unfolds, one thing remains certain: reality continues to outpace satire in the realm of Quiboloy’s world, including his claim of being the “appointed son of God.”

U.K. Bookstore Pays Tribute To Filipina Fiction Writers!

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(This is a follow-up story on our recent post about Maria Ressa’s book. Apparently, Raissa Robles also made it to the prestigious fiction section of a famous bookstore in the United Kingdom)


by Maria Bratikova

As for me Raissa Robles is, and had always been, an
inventigative (sic – Leah) hackette. She does not
seem to care about facts at all.

The human brain can process 11 million bits of
info per second. The conscious brain can only process 40-50 of that
massive number every second. Raissa makes full use of her imaginary processes. She writes fiction. She goes further and presents
her fiction as fact.

Recent memory has Raissa relocating SoKor
in the Far East. A more recent one had her
displaying her ignorance by stating as “fact”
that ONLY females (those humans born with vaginas)
have cervical columns in their anatomy, ergo
the males cannot ever ever contract
cervical cancer (would actually be an excellent
fact were Raissa correct, not oblivious of the realities
of nature!). Take note, her super guapo
husband went on paper to combatively corroborate
his wife‘s abysmal ignorance. Whatta duo!

As far away as the UK, Raissa was relegated
to the fictional department of a book shop (along with Maria Ressa),
implicitly declared as a fictional writer (Mills and
Boon got competetion!).

The plus side of this is. . . you now can discard
this hack as a source of factual & serious information
on any level. That‘s one minus on the barrage of
über-info we‘re getting from social media. You can be
certain that at best her data rest on a quagmire,
on boggy legs.

As for the other wannabe “authors, writers, v/blogers,”
that keep coming at you day in and day out – just employ
your discerning spirits on the ouija board.

God knows about those 11 million bits. . . not all
of them are reliable. And retrieval is a thing!


Dateline Zürich: Absurdistan Is In A Quandary

by Maria Bratikova

If I say you‘re white, cos you are, would you be offended?  Would you call me a racist? 

If you say I’m brown, because I am, should I be  offended? Would you be a racist? Or are you?

And if you are a red Indian and I call you such, are we going to engage in a word war? Axe to axe? Would I, or would you, be discriminating? When you‘re black and I say so – because you are – would you be  offended? Why? Or – why not? 

Some would say “he‘s a Yugo“  cos he or she is, why would that offend a non-Yugoslav or the Yugoslav? What about calling an Italian Italian? Is calling a Caucasian Caucasian offensive?

If you‘re hit by a black car with plate number 123XYZ ZH and it ran, how would you describe the car to the police? Plate number and darkest of dark? Like a night without stars nor moonlight? The darkest one can imagine? You know pc and racism! And if it were a white automobile? Don‘t offend my friend now – he‘s white! 

If I call you by your given name, not your race nor your country of origin – what does that make me? Realist?Naive? Politically correct?

Dang it. . . Bonkers!

Call me Effendi and we‘re fine!

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