An Ode To The DDS Vloggers

In the realm of vlogs, where truth meets distortion,

Duterte’s disciples spin their tales with no caution.

With blind allegiance, they dance in delight,

As their idol’s antics reach absurd new heights.

They weave their narratives, oh so tight,

Ignoring the contradictions with all their might.

For Duterte can do no wrong in their eyes,

Even when he spreads his web of lies.

From accusing Marcos of sins untold,

To proposing Mindanao’s secession, bold.

They nod in agreement, with fervent applause,

As their hero leads them on with his flawed cause.

How do they sleep at night, you may ask?

With their conscience buried in a flask.

For truth is but a fleeting dream,

In the world of Duterte’s vlogosphere’s gleam.

Fools Rush In Where A Fool Treads And Leads

In the ongoing circus of Philippine politics, Rodrigo Duterte continues his jester act, flip-flopping faster than a fish out of water. 

After accusing Bongbong Marcos of dabbling in the drug trade, he then proposes the secession of Mindanao from the Philippines, sparking pandemonium among his followers. 

But just as the chaos reaches a crescendo, Duterte, in his infinite jest, declares it all a joke, leaving his devotees scratching their heads in confusion.

It’s high time we consign this political prankster to the annals of oblivion, where his antics can entertain only the most gullible of spectators. For those who hang on his every word, believing them to be gospel truth, must realize that a fool can only lead a flock of fools. 

Let us not be swayed by the whims of a former president who treats governance like a stand-up comedy routine, and instead, demand a return to sanity in our political discourse.

Driving School Defying LTO Right Under Its Nose

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In a stunning display of audacity, a local driving school has boldly flouted the Land Transportation Office’s (LTO) regulations by setting exorbitant fees for practical driving courses, all while conveniently operating under the very nose of an LTO branch. Situated like a rebellious teenager next to its parental figure, this mall-based driving school seems to relish in its defiance of authority.

With fees soaring higher than a learner driver’s stress levels during rush hour traffic, one can’t help but wonder if the instructors moonlight as extortion artists. It’s as if they’ve mistaken driving lessons for a luxury spa experience, complete with gold-plated gear shifts and diamond-studded seat covers.

Meanwhile, the LTO, seemingly oblivious to the spectacle unfolding just outside its window, continues to twiddle its bureaucratic thumbs. Perhaps they’re waiting for the driving school to unveil its platinum package, complete with a chauffeur-driven Ferrari.

In the land of absurdity, where rules are mere suggestions and common sense takes a backseat, this driving school reigns supreme, proving that when it comes to highway robbery, they’ve got the pedal to the metal.

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