Calling All Spelling Bee Champions: LRT Needs You!

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It must be Taft, err, tough, getting spelling right for the technocrats at Manila’s Light Railway Transit.

After that embarrassing signage announcing that train riders have arrived at the “National Bureau of Investagation,” yet another booboo was discovered by observant commuters.

It was also on the Taft Avenue stop where the sign says “University of Philippines Manila” (now covered up). But let’s give it to the LRT management: perhaps there wasn’t much space to add “the” to the signage.

Nevertheless, our fly on the wall tells us that LRT is now recruiting for spelling experts, preferably former kid champions of the National Spelling Bee!

Jay Sonza Is Apollo Quiboloy’s Father!

by Melchor Vergara

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In the latest episode of “Divine Broadcasting Drama,” former broadcast journalist Jay Sonza has seemingly ascended to the divine realm, claiming he is God!

This celestial revelation puts Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, self-proclaimed appointed son of God, in a rather awkward predicament. If Sonza is God, does that make Quiboloy his son? And in an unexpected twist, where does President Rodrigo Duterte fit into this holy equation, having been appointed as the administrator of Quiboloy’s Kingdom of Jesus Christ?

In this divine comedy, we witness the birth of a new Holy Trinity: Sonza as the Father, Quiboloy as the Son, and Duterte as the Holy Administrator. One can only imagine the heavenly debates and celestial power struggles unfolding behind the scenes.

Meanwhile, mere mortals are left scratching their heads, wondering if this is the ultimate reality show or just another bizarre chapter in the book of human folly. Truly, divine comedy knows no bounds.

Rodrigo Roa Duterte King Dome Soon To Open!

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Move over, Philippine Area. Davao City will soon be the site of the world’s largest indoor arena — the Kingdom of Jesus Christ’s King Dome!

The 75,000 arena trashes the earlier world-record holder, Iglesia Ni Cristo’s 55,000-seat Philippine Area in Bulacan.

Now that former President Rodrigo Roa Duterte has been designated as administrator of KJC finances and assets, our fly on the wall tells us that when the arena opens its doors for a Taylor Swift concert, it will be named Rodrigo Roa Duterte King Dome.

A true legacy for the former president and Pastor Apollo Quiboloy’s KJC! Long live the King!

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