Dear Pastor Apollo Quiboloy,
On this National Heroes Day, what better way to claim your rightful place among the valiant than by emerging from the shadows? After all, nothing screams heroism quite like facing justice head-on.
Imagine the headlines: *”Pastor Quiboloy Saves Police Force from Endless Hide-and-Seek!”* Not only would you be doing a public service by letting the hardworking officers reunite with their families, but you’d also grant your followers the peace they’ve been longing for. Think of the relief they’d feel knowing their leader has finally chosen the path of righteousness.
So, Pastor, don your cape of courage, step into the light, and be the hero this day deserves. After all, isn’t leading by example the most divine calling of all?
Yours in anticipation of your brave surrender.
The Adobo Chronicles 
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