The Kingdom of Jesus Christ, in a stunning revelation, has declared it will no longer grace Maisug rallies with its divine presence, citing a renewed focus on its “evangelical mission.”
One can only assume that for years, its mission involved waving placards for political dynasties, because what better way to spread the Good Word than by supporting the oligarchical ambitions of the Dutertes?
Clearly, salvation was temporarily on hold, sacrificed for a front-row seat at political rallies. But now, lo and behold, the light has dawned, and the Kingdom has realized that perhaps their time is better spent on, you know, religion.
With their exit, the already tiny crowds will likely shrink to a level that rivals an early morning prayer group. One must wonder: will the Duterte rallies now be as empty as their promises? Ah well, every kingdom has its limits
Jude Bacalso, the self-proclaimed champion of gender identity, is back in the spotlight after forcing a poor waiter to stand for two hours as penance for the heinous crime of calling him “sir.”
Bacalso, who believes in justice through public humiliation, has once again proven that the only way to teach respect is through sheer tyranny. Apparently, being “misgendered” three times in one lifetime warrants a medieval form of punishment, because why waste time on educating people when you can just berate them into submission?
The fact that there’s no law against “misgendering” seems to have escaped Bacalso’s grasp, but no matter! Demanding recognition for one’s gender preference clearly requires a healthy dose of arrogance and entitlement. After all, it’s not respect through kindness that will change the world — it’s forcing others to conform through public shaming. Bacalso, truly a hero for our times.
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