WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – White House staffers, including members of the Secret Service are all too eager to get rid of their soon-to-be former boss.

Sources close to Donald Trump told The Adobo Chronicles that although the Presidential elections have not yet been called and a winner has yet to be declared, the President is now banned from entering the Presidential residence on Pennsylvania Ave.

A Secret Service officer said, “Mr. Trump is now forBiden. We look forward to serving the new President.”

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo is tired of just “waiting for something to happen to the President.” She wants to be Senate President.

Robredo says the Philippines should completely pattern its system of government after that of the United States of America. In the U.S., the Vice President is automatically the President of the Senate, presiding over sessions and voting on bills and measures to break any tie.

She urged Congress to immediately pass an amendment to the Philippine Constitution so that she can immediately assume the Senate President position for the remaining two years of her term.

Asked by The Adobo Chronicles if she would also recommend that a vote for President should also be a vote for the Vice President in Philippine elections, like in the U.S. she said yes, but only beginning in 2022.

Good answer. Otherwise, Alan Peter Cayetano who was the VP running mate of President Rodrigo Duterte, would take over her position.