Bongbong Marcos Will Participate In The Comelec Debates If…

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It’s not final until it’s final.

Presidential aspirant Bongbong Marcos may still participate in the Commission on Elections (Comelec) debates if one of his conditions is met.

The Marcos campaign earlier said that the former senator had decided to skip the debates.

The Adobo Chronicles asked Marcos spokesperson Atty. Vic Rodriguez what would change Marcos’ decision.

Rodriguez said that a representative of Comelec, preferably spokesperson James Jimenez, should join the presidential candidates on stage so that they (and the panelists) could ask questions on very serious issues hounding the poll body.

Following the brouhaha surrounding ex- Commissioner Rowena Guanzon, Comelec has been the target of intense criticism about entering into a Memorandum of Agreement (MOA) with Rappler, the least- trusted news brand whose CEO Maria Ressa is a convicted criminal and is accused of alleged tax evasion.

Comelec has also been criticized for lack of transparency in the printing of ballots for the May 9, 2022 Philippine elections.

As if those were not enough, a Senate hearing headed by Senator Imee Marcos concluded that Smartmatic, a contractor of Comelec, has been hit with a serious security breach. Comelec has admitted to said breach.

The Comelec debates could yet make it to the Guinness Book of World Records as the debates of the century, featuring not only 100% of the presidential candidates plus the poll body itself.

20th Century Fox Releases Teaser Video For Bongbong Marcos’ Inauguration!

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Hollywood Bureau) – In anticipation of the unprecedented landslide victory of Bongbong Marcos, son of the late greatest Philippine president, in the May 9 Philippine presidential elections, 20th Century Fox released a teaser video which will be a major highlight of his inauguration as the 17th President of the Republic of the Philippines.

The Adobo Chronicles was honored with the exclusive media release of the teaser video.

Fox also hinted at producing a full-length film on Bongbong Marcos, initially titled, ”Return of the Tiger,” in time for the Christmas holiday.

The Exorcism Of Len-Len Rose Comes To Life!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles Manila Bureau) – Director Darryl Yap’s ” The Exorcism of Len-Len Rose” was a parody of what many believe to be real-life events involving Vice President and presidential aspirant Leni Robredo.

Sometimes parody imitates life, then sometimes life imitates parody. The latter happened recently when Yap’s fiction came to life.

The Adobo Chronicles just obtained a leaked copy of a photo of a real-life exorcism of Robredo.

The photo shows the Vice President being exorcised by the Catholic clergy. Notable in the photo was the fact that the bishop and priests performing the ritual were all wearing pink masks — the color of the Robredo campaign.

It is a well-established fact that members of the clergy wear pink only on two occasions during the liturgical year: once in Advent and the other during Lent.

Could it be that in the exorcism, the devil in Robredo possessed the clergy instead?

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