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Bb. Maharlika Should Submit To Psychiatric Test

(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)

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She’s gone from Marcos Loyalist to a stray dog barking endlessly at the First Couple. Perhaps, it’s her way out of the personal pain she endures for not being given what she hoped was an influential, juicy position in the present administration.

Her latest tirades were a play on Artificial Intelligence (AI), posting fake documents or pointing to alleged discrepancies in otherwise legitimate records.

She has questioned a St. Luke’s Medical Center Cocaine screening result for Bongbong Marcos showing its release in just two minutes. Had she stopped blabbing and started researching, she would easily find out that the two-minute result window for a test kit was standard and consistent, especially for a highly-regarded medical center.

Perhaps, Maharlika never had a home pregnancy test (well maybe there was no reason for her to do have one) where results come in three minutes; or a blood glucose test with results straight away; or a total cholesterol test with results in just minutes. What does she think? We’re living in the stone age?

A psychiatric test would take much longer for accurate results, but Maharlika should take one anyway for her own peace of mind, and that of the followers she continues to fool.

Soon: Prescription Drugs That Contain A Microchip (Video)

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In a groundbreaking leap for pharmaceutical surveillance, the FDA has given the green light to a pill embedded with a microchip that broadcasts your medication intake to eager ears at your doctor’s office or insurance company. Because who needs privacy when you can have the peace of mind knowing Big Pharma is keeping tabs on your digestive system?

Gone are the days of fretting over government surveillance or data breaches; now, your gut is the hot topic of discussion. Forget about sharing your deepest secrets with your therapist – your gastrointestinal tract is spilling the beans to corporate entities faster than you can say “HIPAA violation.”

But fear not, privacy enthusiasts, for in this brave new world, confidentiality is but a quaint relic of the past. Who needs personal autonomy when you can have the convenience of remote monitoring ensuring you never miss a dose, and your every internal rumble is broadcast to the masses? 

Welcome to the future, where even your digestive system is not safe from prying eyes.

We, The People . . .

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(CTTO)

We, the people born between the years 1930-1980, were the blessed ones. Our lives are a living proof.

¶ While playing and riding a bike, we have never worn a helmet.
¶ after school we did our homework ourselves and we always played in meadows until sunset
¶ We played with real friends, not virtual friends.
¶ If we were thirsty, we would drink frim the fountain, from the waterfalls, faucet water, not mineral water.
¶ We never worried and get sick even as we shared the same cup or plate with our friends.
¶ We never gained weight by eating bread and pasta every day.
¶ Nothing happened to our feet despite walking barefoot.
¶ We never used food supplements to stay healthy.
¶ We used to make our own toys and play with them.
¶ Our parents were not rich. They gave us love, not material gifts.
¶ We never had a cell phone, DVD, PSP, game console, Xbox, video games, PC, laptop, internet chat . . . but we had true friends.
¶ We visited our friends without being invited and shared and enjoyed the food with their family.
Parents lived nearby to take advantage of family time.
¶ We may have had black and white photos, but you can find colorful memories in these photos.
¶ We are a unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation that listened to their parents.

And we are also the first ones who were forced to listen to their children.~