MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There are always two sides to a story. But occasionally, there are three!
TV personality Awra was arrested and “illegally” detained by the police after a ruckus that happened at The Bole Hole Bar. Some cried foul over the arrest while others said it was Awra and her group that triggered the unfortunate incident.
Then there’s the apology from the bar featuring a well-crafted public statement expressing sadness over the incident.
The problem is, the bar’s apology seemed not to be an apology at all.
The Adobo Chronicles ran an AI-generated check on the bar’s statement and the GPT returned our query saying that the text of the apology was 100% AI-generated.
Not that we think the apology was not sincere. Only that the bar used a ghost writer. A non-human ghost writer.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – A still- unidentified bettor hit the winning combination in the latest LOTTO drawing in the Philippines!
The total prize money is more than P366 Million.
But the winner will not get a single centavo!
The reason? Investigators at the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office (PCSO) which runs the lottery determined that the bettor used AI (Artificial Intelligence) to pick the winning numbers.
Only certified human beings are eligible to play, PCSO told The Adobo Chronicles.
CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Headquarters) – There will be no new iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch this year. Instead, Apple will be launching the new Jetpack this fall!
This new “toy” takes inspiration from the animated video game featuring giant mechanical dragons, and birds that shoot money — from the makers of the global hit game, Fruit Ninja.
Apple CEO Tim Cook gave a sneak preview at the company’s Cupertino headquarters this morning.
This latest invention from Apple is by far, the most brilliant solution to motorized travel. No street lights, no expressways or POV lanes required. Just $119K!
(Brian Neyra,Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondent, contributed to this report.)
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