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Political Analyst Richard Heydarian Comes Clean With Whom He Supports!

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QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – For the longest time political analyst Richard Heydarian has been perceived to be a Pinklawan and anti-Duterte; and now anti-Marcos. But those are just perceptions, and the only judge of his politics is Heydarian himself.

Well, he finally came clean with his political leanings!

In an X (formerly called a tweet), Heydarian revealed that he supports (the late Noynoy) Aquino and the Pinklawan 80% and (Rodrigo) Duterte 20%.

Too bad Bongbong Marcos has not yet gained points with Heydarian! Sometimes, a honeymoon takes time.

Government, Social Media

What President Marcos Didn’t Mention In His Second State Of The Nation Address

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When all is said and done, one thing is clear: Bongbong Marcos delivered a great State of the Nation Address, the second in his presidency, last Monday.

But of course, we can’t expect an entire novel of a book in just a little over an hour. Marcos definitely did not mention a lot of things that he should have.

Our interns at The Adobo Chronicles went right to work at the conclusion of the SONA and all through this week to compile a list of what the president failed to mention:

  1. 1. Filipinos who were just sent on an errand by their mothers to buy vinegar from the nearby sari-sari store and became instant journalists and vloggers.
  2. 2. Filipinos whose hobby is to collect accolades, awards, honorary degrees, etc. just to cover up their cluelessness.
  3. 3. The prevalence of turncoats among self-proclaimed social media influencers who started as supporters of the UniTeam and ended up as critics of the administration because they were not appointed to juicy and powerful positions.
  4. 4. Filipino mainstream media whose main preoccupation is to watch the prices of fuel, garlic, onions, eggs and other commodities because that would make good headlines.
  5. 5. Critics who keep tab of the number of foreign trips of the president, but ignore the billions in investments brought back to the country.
  6. 6. The status of delivery of millions of National IDs for Filipinos who have been waiting for almost two years.
  7. 7. The unexplained absence of protester extraordinaire Renato Reyes from the people’s rallies during the SONA.
  8. 8. The renewed vibrance of the Philippine television industry as shown by the exciting competition among “EAT Bulaga,” “E.A.T.” and “It’s Showtime.”
  9. 9. The emergence of the arts as manifested by the recent drag performance of The Lord’s Prayer (Ama Namin).
  10. 10. The growing movement to altogether eliminate gender-specific public restrooms and penalize beauty pageant organizers who refuse to accept transgender applicants and contestants.

Well, there’s always SONA 2024!

Entertainment, Politics, Social Media

President Marcos Responds To Actress Elizabeth Oropesa’s Tearful Plea!

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Bongbong Marcos has broken his silence on the now viral video of Filipina Actress Elizabeth Oropesa (Jacqueline Elizabeth Freeman) where she tearfully asked why the president seems to be ignoring Marcos loyalists like her.

Marcos’ response has not yet been publicly released but we asked our in-house AI to give us an idea on what the presidential statement would look like.

We are printing it in full:

Dear Ms. Elizabeth Oropesa,

I hope this message finds you in good health and high spirits. First and foremost, I want to extend my gratitude for taking the time to share your thoughts and concerns through your recent video. As the President of our beloved nation, I highly value the feedback and perspectives Dof our citizens, including esteemed artists like yourself.

I must express my deep respect for your contributions to the arts and culture of our country. Your talent and dedication have touched the lives of countless Filipinos, leaving a lasting impact on our society. Your passion for our nation and your fellow citizens is evident, and I assure you that your voice is heard and respected.

It is my sincerest intention to lead our nation with transparency, accountability, and inclusivity. I understand that there might be issues and challenges that need to be addressed, and it is through open dialogue and constructive discussions that we can find the best solutions for our nation.

I encourage you to share your insights and suggestions with my administration, and I promise that they will be given the attention they deserve. Together, we can work towards a brighter future for the Philippines, one that upholds the principles of justice, progress, and unity.

Please know that I am committed to upholding the welfare of all Filipinos and ensuring that our country remains on a path of sustainable growth and development. I firmly believe that by fostering a harmonious relationship between the government and its people, we can create a society where everyone’s voice is valued, and no one is left behind.

Once again, thank you for your video and for reminding us of the power that artists and public figures have in shaping public opinion and influencing change. Your dedication to our nation is commendable, and I look forward to working with you and other concerned citizens in building a better and more prosperous Philippines.

May we continue to find common ground and understanding, and may our united efforts lead us to a more promising future for our beloved country.

Sincerely,

President Bongbong Marcos