Category Archives: Social Media

(CR)Edible Bloggers?

In the perplexing maze of information, Filipinos find themselves in a trust crisis, torn between traditional news outlets and the once-innocent charm of social media influencers turned spin doctors. 

The irony is as glaring as a poorly filtered selfie – what used to be a refuge from media manipulation, social media now mirrors the same disarray. The lines between reliable journalism and sensationalist blogging blur faster than a disappearing Snapchat story.

Gone are the days when one could confidently discern truth from fiction. Now, navigating the news landscape is like tiptoeing through a political minefield where bloggers, like ambitious chameleons, change colors faster than a trending hashtag. The Rapplers and Pinoy Ako Blogs of yesteryears seem indistinguishable from influencers peddling political opinions for a retweet. 

It’s a carnival of credibility, where the ringmasters are as elusive as a politician’s promises, leaving Filipinos to wonder if the news cycle is just a never-ending loop of deceit and self-serving narratives.

Credible is no longer edible.

Presenting The Grand Tambaloslos Pageant 2023: Unleash Your Inner Tambalista!

Are you tired of traditional pageants that focus on grace, poise, and talent? Well, fret not, because the Tambaloslos Pageant is here to redefine the world of glamour with a uniquely Filipino flair!

Introducing Mr. and Miss Tambaloslos, where elegance meets eccentricity, and beauty takes a backseat to bafflement! 

Picture this: contestants strutting their stuff in creative renditions of traditional Filipino outfits – think Barong Tagalog paired with flip-flops and a crown made of recycled plastic! Who needs a swimsuit round when you can showcase your talent for balancing a plate of adobo on your head while executing a flawless catwalk?

Nominate yourself or your friends now for a chance to be crowned the ultimate Tambalista!

How to Nominate:

1. Send a 500-word essay on why you or your friend embodies the true spirit of Tambaloslos.

2. Attach a photo showcasing your best Tambaloslos-inspired outfit. Bonus points for creativity!

3. Film a 60-second video demonstrating your unique talent. Extra points for bizarre and mind-boggling skills!

Remember, in the Tambaloslos Pageant, there’s no such thing as too much flair or too little common sense! 

#TambaloslosPageant2023 #EmbraceTheWeirdness

Pro-Duterte Propagandists Have A Field Day!

Ah, the pro-Duterte bloggers, those tireless champions of alternative facts, have once again graced us with their dubious talents.

In the latest episode of “Creative Poll Interpretation,” these so-called “kakampures” are ecstatically hailing a lone Tangere poll that miraculously crowns Rodrigo Duterte as the top choice for senator in 2025. It’s truly remarkable how they’ve managed to turn a blind eye to the multitude of other surveys that tell a different story.

But who needs a fair and balanced analysis when you can have a cult-like devotion to your chosen leader? These bloggers have perfected the art of weaving intricate narratives, casting President Bongbong Marcos as the hapless villain, and imagining a rivalry with his vice president, Inday Sara Duterte, all to prop up their beloved strongman.

With their relentless dedication to the cause, these influencers are morphing into full-fledged propagandists. Forget fair, truthful, and intelligent analysis; in their hands, social media has become a playground of fiction, where facts are optional, and loyalty reigns supreme. Let’s hope someday they’ll find their way back to reality.