Category Archives: Social Media

A Confused And Sour-Graping Sass Rogando Sasot Strikes Again!

Sass Rogando Sasot’s tweet questioning the presence of fresh flowers adorning the “tarmac” upon President Bongbong Marcos’ return from a foreign trip raises intriguing points about the nature of ceremonial gestures.  

(But first, she can’t seem to tell the difference between the tarmac and the aircraft boarding and deplaning stairs, or between a bouquet and flower decoration.)

While Sasot’s inquiry may prompt reflection on the allocation of resources, it’s essential to consider the broader context. 

Comparisons to weekly church altar flower arrangements or the customary presentation of flower bouquets to dignitaries, and feteing heads of state with military honors highlight the prevalence of such practices in various settings.

Critics may argue that such displays are unnecessary and could be perceived as extravagant, especially in challenging economic times. However, proponents might emphasize the symbolic value and tradition embedded in these gestures, conveying respect, protocol and hospitality. 

As discussions unfold, it becomes crucial to strike a balance between fiscal responsibility and preserving cultural norms that contribute to diplomatic courtesies and ceremonial traditions. 

Sasot’s inquiry opens a dialogue about the appropriateness of such displays, urging a nuanced examination rather than outright dismissal of these age-old practices.

On The Latest Miss Universe Leak

Move over, Miss Universe Top 5 “official” graphic showing Miss Philippines being mysteriously replaced by Miss Thailand. Here comes yet another earth-shattering leak — the judges’ scores for the evening gown competition among the Top 10 finalists. Let’s belabor this latest brouhaha just to add some entertainment to our already fabulous day.

  • SO, in the overall final score, Miss Thailand and Miss Philippines tied for 5th place. Have you not heard of tossing the coin to break a tie?
  • Three judges gave Miss Philippines a “10” – Mario Lopez who may have been disappointed that his fellow Mexican didn’t make the cut; FilAm Connie Mariano; and former Miss Universe Iris Mittinaere who was crowned in, and a known fan of, the Philippines. Biased much?
  • Only two judges gave Miss Thailand a “10” Paraguayan judge Nadia Ferreira and American Carson Kressley. What is their bee with Miss Philippines?
  • Three judges scored Miss Philippines a low “6” – Ferreira, Kressley and Puerto Rican Giselle Blondet. That’s two Latinas right there.
  • Let’s assume for a moment that Miss Philippines made it to the Top 5, would she have gotten the first runner-up spot like Miss Thailand did, or would she have brought home her country’s 5th Miss Universe crown.
  • So many questions to ask, in addition to questioning the authenticity of the leaked score card.

Welcome to the universe!

Blogger Sass Rogando Sasot Not Quite Your Grammar Expert

In the latest episode of “Grammar Games with Sass,” international relations expert and self-proclaimed wordsmith Sass Rogando Sasot takes center stage in the linguistic circus. 

In a dazzling display of grammatical gymnastics, Sasot questions President Bongbong Marcos’ use of the pronoun “we” in a recent statement about VP Sara Duterte’s impeachment talks. 

Oh, the audacity of expecting coherent syntax from someone who once encouraged us to “flash” the toilet instead of the more conventional flushing!

In Sasot’s grammatical wonderland, where rules are mere suggestions and coherence is a myth, she seems baffled by the common linguistic device used in political rhetoric. Little does she grasp that when President Marcos says “we,” it’s not an invitation to a grammatical tea party but a nod to the collective responsibility of his administration. 

One might hope that an international relations expert would unravel the mysteries of political language, but alas, Sasot’s linguistic acrobatics continue to defy gravity and reason.