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Politique PH Tuesdays: Basté, Oh Basté

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So, Sebastian “Baste” Duterte decided to take the mic and drop a weak bomb that couldn’t even rally 50 rabid DDS against Marcos — the audacity to call out President Bongbong Marcos for a one-way ticket to Resignationville. 💥💼

But let’s hit pause and dissect this spectacle, shall we?

First things first, Baste. Oh, our dear Baste. 🤦‍♂️ He’s got that classic Duterte flair, doesn’t he? He speaks before he thinks, turns every sentence into a theatrical performance complete with expletives and enough emotional appeal to make your head spin. Listening to the Dutertes is like riding a rollercoaster—wild, unpredictable, and definitely not for the faint-hearted. 🙄

Now, about this call for resignation. Is it rooted in genuine concern for the people, or just another episode in the Duterte family drama series? 📺🍿 Without concrete reasons, it’s like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded—confusing and likely to lead nowhere fast.

But let’s shift our gaze to Imee Marcos, the maven of political intrigue. 🎭🕵️‍♀️ What’s her role in this political tango?

Here are a few tantalizing possibilities why she’s close and even defend the Dutertes: 🤔

  1. She’s feeling like the odd one out in the Marcos clan and she’s eager to make her mark on the political stage away from her brother. ☕️
  2. She’s eyeing that coveted presidency in the 2028 elections, so she’s cozying up to Sara Duterte for some much-needed clout. 😺
  3. She believes that loyalty runs deep, thanks to Duterte letting FM be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. This event cemented her allegiance to the Dutertes. 💐
  4. Playing the long political game, she’s strategically positioned herself as a Trojan horse, ready to make her move when the time is right. ♞

Now that Baste has thrown down the gauntlet, where does Imee go from here? The Loyalists might be giving her the side-eye, and with Baste shining the spotlight on her media antics, even some die-hard DDShits might be feeling a tad skeptical. 🤔 And let’s not forget, she’s still got that Marcos surname hanging over her head like a political cloud.

So, sweeties, the burning question remains: Where in the world is Imee Marcos headed now? Are the Loyalists still rolling out the welcome mat, or is it time for a little political rebranding? Only time will tell in this dizzying game of political chess! ♟️🔥

Language, Social Media

Body Language, According To Glenn Chong And Maharlika

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In the whimsical world of Philippine politics, where every gesture is scrutinized like tea leaves by self-proclaimed experts, Glenn Chong and Bb. Maharlika have decided to moonlight as body language interpreters. 

Their latest gig? Analyzing a snapshot of President Bongbong Marcos and First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos, with the conclusion that she’s asserting dominance. Bravo, Sherlock!

But hold your applause, folks, because the spotlight now swings onto Maharlika and Chong themselves.

A snapshot of Maharlika with the First Lady reveals an unmistakable hunger for a plush position in the Marcos administration which, we all know, she didn’t get, hence her bitterness.

Oh, that snap shot of Maharlika and Chong when they rendezvoused in L.A.? Just the body language: love birds!!!

How delightfully ironic! It seems like these experts are better at projecting their own ambitions onto pixelated images than deciphering any meaningful truths.

Ah, the circus of politics, where photos are more deceitful than a politician’s promises. Let’s hope Chong and Maharlika remember that interpreting images doesn’t make them clairvoyant, but perhaps it’s a lucrative side hustle in this era of political theatrics.

Government, Immigration, Social Media

What’s The Citizenship Status Of Maharlika And Sass Rogando Sasot?

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In the latest installment of the melodrama “Sour Grapes: The Vloggers’ Saga,” Maharlika, Sass Rogando Sasot, and their cohort of foreign-based social media maestros are up in arms over their exclusion from positions in the Marcos administration. But before we entertain their wails of injustice, let’s play a riveting game of citizenship roulette. 

Are they card-carrying patriots of the Philippines, or did they trade their love for the motherland for a slice of foreign convenience?

In the land of “resibo,” where receipts reign supreme, let’s demand proof of their allegiance. Are they waving the flag or just dabbling in diplomacy for the ‘gram? Naturalized citizens in faraway lands, they tread a precarious tightrope of eligibility, teetering between loyalty and expediency. Dual citizenship might be a tantalizing prospect, but the fine print demands sacrifices – like renouncing foreign ties for a shot at Philippine power plays.

So, dear vloggers, before you raise your digital pitchforks, let’s settle the citizenship charade. Otherwise, your complaints might ring as hollow as your claims to the throne. Or, it could be an indication of your illegal/TNT status in your choice of foreign residence.