Category Archives: Social Media

Rappler Turns To Porn!

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In a perplexing attempt to salvage its tarnished reputation, Rappler, once a bastion of hard-hitting journalism, has taken a bizarre turn towards the sensational. 

From relentless scrutiny of political figures like Rodrigo Duterte and Bongbong Marcos, the platform now seems more preoccupied with the mundane pursuits of celebrity gossip. However, Rappler’s recent pivot to pornography is perhaps the most bewildering of all. In a desperate bid for relevance, Maria Ressa’s brainchild appears to have forsaken its journalistic integrity in favor of titillation. 

Gone are the days of investigative exposes; now, it seems the only thing Rappler is uncovering is skin-deep. While the shift may garner fleeting attention and short-term gains, one can’t help but lament the degradation of a once-respected institution into a tabloid-esque purveyor of smut. 

Perhaps Rappler should reconsider its trajectory before plunging further into the depths of sensationalism.

Cebu Prayer Rally: Glenn Chong Does A Bb. Maharlika

In a bizarre turn of events, Attorney Glenn Chong seems to have taken a page out of the playbook of his newfound vlogger friend from L.A., descending from the realm of respected attorney to the depths of sensationalism. At the recent Cebu Prayer Rally, Chong’s pronouncement that the heavy downpour was orchestrated by none other than First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos via cloud seeding left many scratching their heads in disbelief. Gone are the days of legal acumen and reasoned arguments; instead, we’re treated to a spectacle worthy of the most outlandish conspiracy theories. It’s a sobering reminder of how easily even the most esteemed figures can succumb to the allure of the absurd. As Chong channels his inner Maharlika, one can’t help but wonder if this is a cautionary tale of the perils of trading integrity for attention in the age of social media.

An Eerie Coincidence: Press and Business Censorship?

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In a delightful twist of irony, it seems that censorship isn’t just confined to the realm of media anymore—it’s spreading like a virus, infecting even the most unsuspecting businesses. 

Just when we thought it couldn’t get any more absurd, a caution tape now serves as the barricade to truth, wrapped around the entrance of a 7-Eleven. The coincidence is so eerie, it’s almost comical. 

First, a university scrambles to whitewash an innocuous photo, fearing a comparison between the uniforms of their students and convenience store clerks. Then, lo and behold, the universe decides to play a prank by literally blocking the entrance to said store. 

One can’t help but wonder: is this the universe’s way of reminding us that censorship knows no bounds? Or perhaps it’s just a cosmic joke, reminding us that sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. Either way, it’s a cautionary tale: tread carefully, for the tape of censorship may wrap itself around us all.