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The DDS Hijacking Of The INC Peace Rally! (video)

In a classic case of political opportunism, the Iglesia Ni Cristo’s nationwide rally for peace is turning into a chaotic grab for glory by the pro-Sara Duterte camp. After repeated failures to muster their own “people power” movements, the DDS crowd decided, “Why not hitch a ride on INC’s massive logistics and loyal following?” And so, they tried, even urging attendees to wear green, as if peace suddenly had a color code.

INC, of course, wasn’t having it. In a rare display of shade befitting a religious organization, they politely told the DDS to stage their own rally (good luck with that) and stop misleading their own followers.

Meanwhile, social media influencers doubled down, spinning fake news to make the hijacked rally look like an organic surge of DDS support—a move that reeks of both desperation and a lack of faith in their own numbers.

Maybe next time, they’ll stick to their rallies—if they can find enough attendees.

Religious Fanaticism Gone Too Far?

In the grand theater of Filipino religious devotion, absurdity sometimes takes the front pew. 

Picture this: the severed hand of a saintly statue, solemnly wielded by a priest, blessing devotees with the theatrical flair of a sacred Harry Potter wand. Is it holiness, or just a creative take on hygiene? After all, why risk the priest’s “unclean” mortal hands touching yours when Saint Whoever’s porcelain palm can do the job?

And let’s not forget the holy water. Gone are the days of humble sprinkling. Now, it’s dispensed with the gusto of a backyard water fight. Whether it’s a garden sprinkler or a neon toy water gun, the Faithful are doused with an enthusiasm rivaling a summer fiesta. 

Here’s hoping no one refilled the “holy pesticide” tank. 

If we’re sanctifying everything with such vigor, perhaps next year’s processions will feature drones showering blessings from the heavens. Truly divine efficiency!

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