In a shocking twist of events, Pastor Apollo Quiboloy has officially joined the ranks of undocumented Filipinos dubbing himself a “TNT” or Tago Ng Tago. 

In his latest 36-minute audio message to followers, Quiboloy revealed his newfound status, alongside other outlandish claims, including his own demise and aspirations to lead the Philippines.

Quiboloy’s apparent reliance on Maharlika, the queen of fake news, for information, raises eyebrows. His paranoia about facing “rendition” instead of extradition, orchestrated by none other than President Bongbong Marcos and the First Lady, seems straight out of a farcical political thriller.

With Quiboloy’s penchant for grandiose proclamations, one can’t help but wonder if this latest announcement is just another performance in his repertoire of theatrics. 

Perhaps the only thing more elusive than Quiboloy’s credibility is the truth behind his fantastical claims. As the saga unfolds, one thing remains certain: reality continues to outpace satire in the realm of Quiboloy’s world, including his claim of being the “appointed son of God.”