by Melchor Vergara

In the latest episode of “Divine Broadcasting Drama,” former broadcast journalist Jay Sonza has seemingly ascended to the divine realm, claiming he is God!

This celestial revelation puts Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, self-proclaimed appointed son of God, in a rather awkward predicament. If Sonza is God, does that make Quiboloy his son? And in an unexpected twist, where does President Rodrigo Duterte fit into this holy equation, having been appointed as the administrator of Quiboloy’s Kingdom of Jesus Christ?

In this divine comedy, we witness the birth of a new Holy Trinity: Sonza as the Father, Quiboloy as the Son, and Duterte as the Holy Administrator. One can only imagine the heavenly debates and celestial power struggles unfolding behind the scenes.

Meanwhile, mere mortals are left scratching their heads, wondering if this is the ultimate reality show or just another bizarre chapter in the book of human folly. Truly, divine comedy knows no bounds.