Category Archives: Politics

G.I. Joe On Philippines-China Conflict

President Joe Biden recently declared that the U.S. defense commitment to the Philippines is “ironclad.” Now, the term “ironclad” usually conjures images of indestructible battleships, but in reality, it seems more like a flimsy paper umbrella in a monsoon.

Let’s face it, the idea of the U.S. going to war with China over an attack on a Philippine vessel in the South China Sea is about as plausible as a unicorn riding a unicycle. Are we to believe that the American military will encircle the Philippine archipelago, creating a literal wall of troops to shield it? Will they start sprinkling anti-missile equipment across the country like it’s confetti at a parade? Highly unlikely.

In truth, a U.S.-China war would be more about flexing American military muscle than actually safeguarding the Philippines. The only thing ironclad about this situation is that the Filipinos would bear the brunt of collateral damage. So, while President Biden’s commitment may be ironclad, it’s more like an ironclad ticket to a disaster movie starring the Philippines.

Sara Duterte Second Most Trusted Leader In The World!

In a not-so-shocking turn of events, the latest poll shows that Vice President Sara Duterte’s trust rating has plummeted by double-digit numbers. Oh, the horror! 

But before we start shedding crocodile tears for her, let’s put things into perspective, shall we?

Even with this so-called “dramatic drop,” Duterte’s rating still reigns supreme among the top four highest elected officials in the country. It’s like being the tallest leprechaun in the land of the little folk.

And if you thought that was impressive, brace yourselves for some world-class irony. 

Duterte’s trust rating is highest, second only to India’s Prime Minister Modi, among all world leaders. 

Move over, world leaders, the Philippines has a new trust rating champion! This revelation could only mean one thing: we’re witnessing the rise of the Duterte dynasty on the global stage. World domination might just be a few polls away. 

So, to all you international leaders out there, take note—VP Sara Duterte is coming for the top spot, and there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned trust rating drop to show she means business.