Category Archives: Politics

From Hunger Strike To Binging On Christmas Noche Buena

In a display of Yuletide compassion, the House Committee on Legislative Franchises has gifted us a Christmas miracle—SMNI news talents Ka Eric (Jeffrey Celis) and Lorraine Badoy released from detention. 

It seems the committee chair and a majority of his members, in a sudden burst of holiday spirit, decided that humanity should triumph over the inconvenience of journalistic standards. 

Could it be that the couple’s hunger strike, a masterclass in dietary diplomacy, swayed the decision? Congress, it appears, is the ultimate arbiter of justice, as long as you’re willing to skip a few meals.

This benevolent act surely signals a weak leadership in Congress and is a strategic move to show that the holiday season is the perfect time for clemency, even for those who’ve perhaps danced a little too close to the contemptuous flame. 

It’s heartwarming to know that future House detainees can now swap legal strategies for a crash course in fasting – the ultimate shortcut to freedom. 

As Badoy and Celis prepare to feast on their Christmas noche buena (and regain whatever weight they lost), one can only marvel at the festive magic of hunger strikes in the hallowed halls of legislation.

The Silence Of The (Sacrificial) Lamb

In the grand spectacle of Philippine politics, First Lady Liza Marcos has chosen a strategy that rivals the silent meditation of a Himalayan monk. 

While allegations by former Marcos supporter Atty. Glenn Chong swirl like confetti, accusing her of clandestine meetings with Smartmatic officials prior to the 2022 presidential elections, the First Lady maintains a silence that’s louder than a political rally. Some say ignoring baseless accusations is the best defense, but in this case, silence is akin to an echo of guilt bouncing off the walls of Malacañang.

The Marcoses, known for their thick skin when it comes to criticism, seem strangely reticent in the face of misinformation that could tarnish not only their image but also the credibility of the entire election process. 

Atty. Chong, armed with the chattering Bb. Maharlika as his megaphone, has taken his accusations stateside, potentially turning a local drama into an international farce. 

As U.S. courts grapple with Smartmatic’s legal battles, it might be high time for the (sacrificial) lamb to break its silence before the silence itself becomes the story.

Politique PH Tuesdays: Beat Them Or Join Them

Oh, what a day to be a Filipino! Just when you thought national pride was all about adobo and Manny Pacquiao, along come some of our very own people, ready to roll out the red carpet for China in the latest West Philippine Sea saga. 🇨🇳🚩

Some of these people are justifying why it’s totally okay for the big bully to play in our backyard. And why not? Who needs sovereignty and territorial rights when you can have a masterclass in ‘How to be a Cheerleader to Your Bully 101’? 🎭📚

The logic is simple: Why stand up to a giant when you can just give away your lunch money and hope they’ll be your best friend? It’s the classic case of ‘if you can’t beat them, join them.’ 😂

Except, in this episode, instead of joining them, some Filipinos cheer them on as they build sandcastles on our beach! 🏖️🏰

So here’s to our Kababayans championing China’s cause – you might not have a chapter in our history books, but you’ll definitely make it to the footnotes of ‘How to Win Friends and Influence People (to Take Your Stuff).’ 📖👏