
In a display of Yuletide compassion, the House Committee on Legislative Franchises has gifted us a Christmas miracle—SMNI news talents Ka Eric (Jeffrey Celis) and Lorraine Badoy released from detention.
It seems the committee chair and a majority of his members, in a sudden burst of holiday spirit, decided that humanity should triumph over the inconvenience of journalistic standards.
Could it be that the couple’s hunger strike, a masterclass in dietary diplomacy, swayed the decision? Congress, it appears, is the ultimate arbiter of justice, as long as you’re willing to skip a few meals.
This benevolent act surely signals a weak leadership in Congress and is a strategic move to show that the holiday season is the perfect time for clemency, even for those who’ve perhaps danced a little too close to the contemptuous flame.
It’s heartwarming to know that future House detainees can now swap legal strategies for a crash course in fasting – the ultimate shortcut to freedom.
As Badoy and Celis prepare to feast on their Christmas noche buena (and regain whatever weight they lost), one can only marvel at the festive magic of hunger strikes in the hallowed halls of legislation.


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