In a delightful twist of irony, Davao City Representative Paolo Duterte has called for an investigation into extra-judicial killings in the Philippines over the past 25 years. That period covers the tenure of four presidents, including his own father!

One can only marvel at the sheer audacity and comedic brilliance of such a move. It’s akin to a fox announcing an inquiry into henhouse security breaches, or perhaps the pot launching a probe into the kettle’s shade. Surely, the timing is impeccable – nothing spells genuine concern like waiting a quarter of a century. 

One can almost hear the collective sighs of relief from the public, reassured that justice is finally on the agenda. After all, who better to spearhead this noble cause than a member of a family whose name has become almost synonymous with such issues? 

One might cynically suggest it’s a masterclass in political theatre, but let’s not rain on this parade of newfound accountability. Bravo, sir, bravo.