“Thank God It’s Fried Day” is here again, folks, and boy, what a feast we have!

Harry Roque’s sizzling bromance with Mister Supranational Philippines 2016 has everyone asking if the real contest was for the biggest bromance blunder.

Rendon Labador and Rosmar, now persona non grata courtesy of Coron, Palawan, seem to be taking “fried” a little too literally after their spat with the mayor’s staff, and for reportedly refusing to pay for food they ordered from a vendor.

Roque strikes again, claiming VP Sara Duterte is now the opposition leader, only to be promptly skewered by the Liberal Party’s spokesperson—Leile de Lima herself — ouch, that burn’s going to need some ointment.

Diwata’s performance at the Santacruzan turned a religious tradition into a farce, leaving devotees questioning if they should start praying for divine fashion intervention, or simply sulk in a bowl of pares overload.

And then there’s Vice Ganda, who apparently thinks the nation hasn’t had enough of his face and antics on TV, announcing yet another show. Filipinos collectively groaned, “Not again!” as they reached for the remote.

Happy Fried Day! Till next time!