Oh, the great scandal of our times: Atty. Vic Rodriguez, once the face of Bongbong Marcos’ campaign, might have committed the unthinkable—keeping a government-owned banner and a license plate!

Imagine the audacity! While common sense insists that employees return company property upon departure, can we really blame Rodriguez for wanting mementos from his short-lived tenure? After all, who wouldn’t cherish such prestigious relics? Surely, a banner and a plate are worth a thousand memories!

Forget corruption and misuse of public funds; this is the real issue that should grip the nation. Legal proceedings for this heinous act could set a new precedent: no souvenir shall be left unreturned.

Justice must prevail, lest our country plunge into anarchy where former officials freely display obsolete government decor at book launches.