Ten little headlines, all in a row,
One said one fell, and another said no.
Nine little stories, twisting the truth,
Two claimed two, but where is the proof?
Eight little rumors, spreading the lies,
Five perished, they say, in their final goodbyes.
Seven little whispers, spinning the tale,
Now it’s seven gone, but who pays the bail?
Six little facts, or maybe just one,
Count them, recount them, see how they run.
Five little versions, all in dispute,
Where’s the truth hidden, under the suit?
Four little bodies, or maybe it’s three,
How many were lost, who will decree?
Three little claims, now up to two,
In the end, perhaps none—just media’s brew.
Atty. Harry Roque, fresh from his whirlwind 24-hour staycation courtesy of the House of Representatives, has taken it upon himself to reboot the EDSA People Power—this time with a modern twist.
Who needs a sea of humanity when you can gather a handful of loyal followers, stand on a footbridge, and stream your heroic struggle on Facebook Live?
In a bold move that would make even the most seasoned influencers envious, Roque delivered soliloquies with the fervor of a Shakespearean actor, demanding the resignation of President Bongbong Marcos. It’s truly a spectacle for the digital age: a one-man revolution with a Wi-Fi connection, proving that with enough chutzpah and social media clout, you can recreate history—or at least, a highly entertaining parody of it.
Why rally a million when you can just go viral or at least hope to do so? EDSA 3.0: Now available in 4G.
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