Category Archives: Music

What If President Biden Takes Marine One To Watch A Lea Salonga Broadway Show In New York?

In a stunning display of journalistic acrobatics, the (local and foreign) news media have managed to turn President Bongbong Marcos attending a Coldplay concert into a scandal rivaling Watergate. The audacity! 

While the common folk might see it as a harmless night out, our vigilant news outlets have uncovered a conspiracy of epic proportions – the use of the presidential chopper for an unofficial event. Shock and horror!

But let’s put things into perspective. Heads of state, those illustrious figures burdened with the weight of the nation, are entitled to a little downtime. 

The presidential security command’s decision to ensure the president’s attendance at a Coldplay concert is not a matter for scrutiny; it’s a matter of national security, obviously.

And let’s not forget our global counterparts. Camp David, the U.S. president’s weekend escape, sees Marine One ferrying presidents for some much-needed (unofficial) R&R. But when our own president does it, suddenly it’s a scandal.

Maybe, just maybe, the Brits are thrilled to see President Marcos at a Coldplay concert. After all, it’s like Filipinos cheering for President Biden at a Lea Salonga Broadway show in New York. It’s a global symphony of hypocrisy, and the news media is conducting the cacophony with virtuoso skill.

Revealed: Former President Duterte Rode His Motorcycle To Attend Celine Dione, Sergio Mendez Concerts!

by Melchor Vergara and Rene Astudillo

In a stunning display of national crisis, President Bongbong Marcos is now under fire for daring to attend a Coldplay concert via a presidential chopper. Critics argue that while the Philippines grapples with economic challenges and pandemic woes, the real issue at hand is the choice of transportation for a musical escapade.

Life-work balance enthusiasts are quick to defend Marcos, asserting that all work and no concerts make a president dreadfully dull. They point to his predecessor, Rodrigo Duterte, who supposedly stealthily attended multiple concerts during his tenure. Rumor has it that Duterte, the man of the people, opted for the humble MRT or a daring motorcycle ride to reach his musical rendezvous.

It appears that the nation’s moral compass is now determined by one’s mode of transportation to concerts rather than addressing pressing issues. Perhaps, in this wild political symphony, the real question should be whether the president’s chopper playlist included more than just Coldplay hits.

Got A Coldplay Concert In Manila, Will Defy All Odds!

Ah, the melodious symphony of Filipino priorities – a cacophony as rich and diverse as the flavors of adobo. 

While the nation collectively laments the soaring prices of rice, a staple as essential as the air they breathe, the uproar could drown out even the shrill honks of Metro Manila’s infamous traffic. The struggle to afford a bag of rice competes with the daily traffic woes, reminiscent of a never-ending telenovela plot.

Enter the grand finale: a Coldplay concert at the majestic Philippine Arena. Suddenly, wallets open wider than the mouths of frustrated commuters stuck in EDSA traffic. P1,500 for a ticket? No problem! The allure of fixating on fluorescent wristbands and belting out “Fix You” transcends the agony of a rice budget meltdown. 

It seems Filipinos are masters at navigating obstacles – unless those obstacles involve grocery store price tags or rush-hour gridlocks. So, let the rice simmer, let the traffic crawl, but when it’s time for a Coldplay serenade, wallets open, and priorities waltz out the door.