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Donald Trump Receives Two Major Media Endorsements

Republican National Convention: Day One
CLEVELAND, OH – JULY 18: Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump walks on stage to introduce his wife Melania on the first day of the Republican National Convention on July 18, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. An estimated 50,000 people are expected in Cleveland, including hundreds of protesters and members of the media. The four-day Republican National Convention kicks off on July 18. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – After last week’s Houston Chronicle endorsement of Hillary Clinton which has all but devastated Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, the Republican Party nominee has received two major media endorsements this week.

On Monday, The Onion, the country’s most reliable and respected news source, endorsed Trump’s candidacy, saying that the candidate is the most qualified to deal with 21st century problems not only of the United States but the international community.

Today, an international coalition of satire writres, HumorFeed, unanimously picked Trump as the only candidate that can make American great again.image

In a statement published simultaneously by its dozens of members wordlwide, HumorFeed said that Trump mirrors the hopes, aspirations and platform of the satire community. “Like Trump, we don’t always mean what we say, and we have always something to say about many things — issues, politicians, social norms and orientations, even about wierd personalities like the candidate himself,” the statement said.

The coalition expressed its sincere gratitute to Trump whose entrance into politics has reinvigorated the satire community and its millions of fans and followers worldwide.

“He’s the ultimate businessman,” the statement concluded, “he has made our own business thriving at a level we have not seen in decades.”

To learn more about HumorFeed and its card-carrying members, visit their website.

(Disclosure: The Adobo Chronicles is a member of HumorFeed)

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Donald Trump Now Bans Babies From His Campaign Events (Video)

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – First, he wanted hecklers and protesters taken out.  Then he banned what he thought were antagonistic media from his speaking engagements.  Now, Donald Trump has made it crystal clear that he does not want any babies in his campaign events.

Apparently irked that the crying baby was repeatedly interrupting his campaign speech, Trump finally said “take the baby out of here.”  This after he initially commented that he loved babies.

Well, after that event, it meant one less vote for him from the mother of the baby.

It probably also means that the baby will grow up to be a Democrat.

Here’s a LINK to the video.

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Leaked: Donald Trump Poised To Quit Presidential Race

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Trump: hands up and quitting?

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Calling the general elections “rigged” and with support for his presidential bid fast eroding, Donald Trump is reportedly preparing to quit the race altogether, according to leaked emails obtained by The Adobo Chronicles.

The confidential personal emails between Trump and two of his children, Ivanka and Donald Jr., clearly indicated his growing frustration over his failing campaign.

In one of the emails, Trump complained that support for his campaign, including from high-ranking and well-respected leaders of his own party, is falling apart and could cause him the greatest embarrassment yet in his business and political career. “I can’t fathom losing the election to that woman,” he told his children, referring to his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton. He specifically mentioned Senator John  McCain’s criticism of his comments against the mother of Muslim American Capt. Humayun Khan who was killed in Iraq trying to save the lives of his fellow soldiers.

In another email exchange with Ivanka, Trump also lamented the fact that wife Melania has been unfairly dragged into negative campaign politics starting with her plagiarized speech at the Republican National Convention, and now with nude photos appearing in The New York Post and all over social media.

The last straw for Trump seems to have been the early endorsement of Hillary Clinton by The Houston Chronicle, traditionally known for supporting Republican candidates, as well as President Barack Obama’s recent call for the GOP to withdraw its support for their presidential candidate.

“I want to save whatever is left of my dignity and celebrity status by quitting the (presidential) race now before it becomes too late,” he wrote to his son and daughter.

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