Ah, the wonderful world of Philippine showbiz, where the absurdity knows no bounds! 

Lala Sotto, the epitome of morality in the arena of showbiz censorship, has become the unwitting target of a satirical post claiming that the MTRCB has summoned Vice Ganda for a licking offense. Yes, you heard that right, licking – whether it’s cake icing or fried chicken, apparently, it’s a matter of national concern.

One can’t help but marvel at the sheer creativity of these satirists who manage to turn the mundane into sensational scandals. The comparison between cake icing and fried chicken licking is nothing short of genius. It’s as if the fate of our nation hinges on how celebrities enjoy their food.

In the land of countless pressing issues, from poverty to political corruption, it’s a breath of fresh air to see our watchdogs prioritize fried chicken finger-licking. Who knew that MTRCB had such a keen sense of taste, pun intended! Perhaps next, they can summon me for sipping tea in a scandalous manner.

Let’s face it, the world of Philippine showbiz is a strange, wonderful, and often baffling place. And it’s the satirists who shine a light on its peculiarities, bringing a much-needed dose of humor to our lives. So, keep on licking that fried chicken, Lala, and let the MTRCB worry about the real issues – like the scandalous way we eat our adobo!