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MRT Wheelchair Ramp Contractor Submits New Plan

In a stunning turn of events, the Department of Transportation (DOTr) has demanded that the contractor responsible for the much-criticized MRT wheelchair ramp either repair it or face reparation charges.

This comes after a wave of public outrage over the ramp’s impractical design, which some have likened to an obstacle course for extreme sports enthusiasts.

In a hastily convened conference, MRT management announced that the contractor had submitted an updated plan to address the outcry.

Construction is set to begin immediately.

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Crab Mentality At NAIA? (Video)

Ah, the bustling hubs of NAIA terminals, where bedbugs and rats frolic amidst the chaos, creating a quaint ecosystem of discomfort for travelers. 

Some conspiracy theorists suggest these critters are merely agents of sabotage, aimed at tarnishing the reputation of both the Philippines and its esteemed administration. How ingenious to imagine that tiny pests harbor such geopolitical ambitions!

But alas, in the land of endless mysteries and elusive truths, we may never unearth the vermin’s true intentions. Is it a sinister plot or simply a case of crab mentality, where everyone scuttles sideways in a bid to drag others down? 

And lo and behold, as if to embody the metaphor, crabs now grace the baggage claim carousel, perhaps seeking asylum from their brethren’s envy!

In the theater of absurdity that is NAIA, one can only marvel at the spectacle and wonder: are we checking baggage or unleashing a menagerie?

(DISCLAIMER: The footage was uploaded to Facebook in 2017, and is believed to have been taken at Lynden Pindling International Airport (LPIA) in the Caribbean.)