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Like Father, Like . . .

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In the saga of “like father, like son,” Mayor Baste Duterte seems eager to uphold the family tradition of blunt-force governance.

Following in his father’s footsteps, he’s declared his own rendition of a ‘war on drugs,’ complete with a chorus of ominous threats echoing those of Rodrigo. With five suspects swiftly meeting their demise in a 24-hour period, it’s a script ripped straight from the Duterte playbook. 

The International Criminal Court, already eyeing Papa Duterte for potential crimes against humanity, must be contemplating a family package deal.

Amidst the bravado, however, lies a city shrouded in contradictions. Davao, the supposed bastion of drug eradication, now leads the charts in urban poverty under the junior Duterte’s reign. Could there be a link between the city’s current drug problem and its burgeoning poverty levels? Or perhaps it’s merely the sound of dissent being drowned out by the clamor of propaganda. 

In the saga of the D Dynasty, truth remains the ultimate casualty.

Maybe, It Should Be Baste Duterte Who Should Resign?

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In a stunning display of irony, Davao City Mayor Baste Duterte has called for President Bongbong Marcos to resign, perhaps unaware of the reflection in his own political mirror.

While pointing fingers, Mayor Duterte seems to have overlooked the glaring issues within his own jurisdiction. With Davao City topping the charts for family poverty rates among highly urbanized cities, one might suggest that Mayor Duterte take a moment to reassess his priorities before casting stones at others.

Maybe a mirror installation in his home or office would serve as a helpful reminder of where the real issues lie. Instead of playing the blame game, Mayor Duterte might find it more fruitful to focus on addressing the socioeconomic challenges plaguing his own city. After all, it’s often said that those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones—especially when they might just shatter their own facade.

Baguio City’s Cinderella Story

In a curious turn of events, a single high-heeled black snakeskin stiletto was discovered at the O-shaped overpass near Abanao Street and Session Road in Baguio City. Its sudden appearance has sparked a frenzy among hopeful romantics, with a staggering 5,569 women stepping forward to claim it as their own fairytale slipper.

However, the shoe, boasting a European size 41, proved to be a case of “one size too big” for the dainty feet of the eager Cinderellas. Despite fervent attempts, not a single hopeful bride-to-be managed to squeeze her foot into the elusive stiletto, dashing dreams of a whirlwind romance.

As the search for the elusive owner continues, Baguio’s streets are filled with the clatter of high heels, as hopefuls hobble in pursuit of their happily ever after, one size too large.