Category Archives: Legislation

Philippine House Of Representatives To Convene Hearing On Jo Koy’s Golden Globes Misfortune!

The House of Representatives in the Philippines has shifted its focus from pressing national issues to a matter of utmost importance – the perceived failure of Filipino American comedian Jo Koy as the host of the Golden Globes. 

Lawmakers are convening a special hearing to investigate the shocking revelation that Hollywood wasn’t entirely won over by Jo Koy’s comedic prowess.

One congressman declared, “This is a matter of national pride! How dare Hollywood not fully appreciate our comedic gem? We demand answers.” 

The hearing is expected to include expert testimonies on Jo Koy’s comedic techniques, a detailed breakdown of the Golden Globes audience demographics, and a proposal for a national campaign to boost the comedian’s global appeal.

Critics argue that the House should focus on more pressing issues, but lawmakers insist that this inquiry is a necessary step in safeguarding the country’s reputation on the global stage. — all in aid of legislation.

Senator Tulfo Wants To Disenfranchise All China-made Buses In The Philippines

Senator Raffy Tulfo has filed a groundbreaking bill aimed at revolutionizing the Philippine transportation system. 

The senator’s proposed legislation, titled the “Made-in-China Bus Ban Act,” seeks to disenfranchise all city and provincial buses manufactured in China from the fleets of local bus companies.

Senator Tulfo, renowned for his bold and unconventional approaches, argues that the move is crucial for national security and will protect Filipinos from the alleged threat posed by Chinese-made buses.

In a press conference, he declared, “We cannot let these Trojan horses on wheels infiltrate our cities and provinces. Who knows what kind of surveillance equipment or hidden messages they might carry?”

Critics, however, are quick to point out the absurdity of the proposal, questioning whether it’s a genuine concern or merely a satirical take on the ongoing geopolitical tensions. 

Only time will tell if Senator Tulfo’s “Made-in-China Bus Ban Act” gains traction or becomes another whimsical footnote in Philippine legislative history.

Some Legislators Are Far From Being Honorable

In a groundbreaking move towards honesty in politics, some suggest that addressing legislators as “Honorable” should be entirely optional. After all, it seems a tad hypocritical to bestow such a noble title upon those who often exhibit behavior that is anything but honorable. 

Our esteemed Senators and Congressmen, in their illustrious display of virtue, demand our respect even as they engage in verbal jousts that would make a schoolyard bully blush.

Why should we be obliged to cloak them in the veneer of honor when their actions often resemble a circus more than a chamber of dignified discourse? 

One might argue that it’s time for a reality check. Perhaps if the title “Honorable” were treated as a merit badge, earned through actual honorable deeds and not just won through a popularity contest, the halls of Congress might echo with the harmonious sounds of respectful dialogue. 

Until then, let the optional “Honorable” be a reflection of the actual honor demonstrated, or lack thereof, in the grand spectacle of political theater.