SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Fugitive ex-Comelec Chair Andy Bautista is closely watching law enforcement developments in the Philippines. He couldn’t be more happy that incarcerated Senator Leila de Lima has just been acquitted in one of two remaining cases against her.
De Lima’ second acquittal gives Bautista the courage to return to the Philippines to answer charges against him for unexplained wealth brought forward by no less than his wife. (Bautista faces a Senate warrant of arrest after eluding a subpoena and fleeing the country).
Now, Bautista is sending feelers through contacts in the Philippines that he would consider coming back and even be jailed if convicted by the Philippine courts.
He has one irrevocable condition though. He wants assurance that if jailed, he will take over de Lima’s quarters and that he be allowed to re-decorate it to make his time in prison worth his while.
He sent a photo on how he wants his jail cell to be refurbished:
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a country where Democracy is supposedly dead and that people die by a thousand cuts, a local court today acquitted Senator Leila de Lima in one of two remaining cases that have put her in incarceration for more than five years now.
What happens now to Nobel lauriat Maria Ressa’s narrative that enabled her to snatch the Nobel Peace Prize from other deserving freedom fighters?
The Adobo Chronicles asked AI (Artificial Intelligence) to generate a Twitter conversation between Ressa and de Lima, and here is what it came up with:
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – It’s been four years since the Philippines’ National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) announced that it was hunting former Comelec Chair Andy Bautista in the U.S.
Bautista has eluded a warrant of arrest and subpoena issued by the Senate which was conducting an investigation into his unexplained wealth as alleged by his own wife.
Perhaps NBI should engage the services of AI (Artificial Intelligence) to locate Bautista. After all, he could not have entered the U.S. without the proper passport and visa. Furthermore, Bautista is super active on Twitter and his location could easily be traced through the IP address being used.
Or is the NBI conceding that Bautista is outsmarting it? Not to mention the fact that the former Comelec chair may be a TNT expert. Tago ng Tago (always hiding)?
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