Category Archives: Law Enforcement

Will Embattled Pastor Invoke His Divinity?

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In a divine twist of fate, Apollo Quiboloy, the self-proclaimed appointed son of God, finds himself facing earthly charges of child abuse, trafficking, and contempt of the Senate.

While mere mortals rely on the presumption of innocence, Quiboloy’s playbook might feature a celestial loophole. Will he attempt to invoke divine immunity, claiming that human laws don’t apply to a chosen vessel of the divine? Perhaps his followers, renowned for their unwavering devotion, will form a human shield around their embattled leader, ready to deflect any accusations with fervent chants and unwavering loyalty.

After all, in the gospel of blind faith, questioning the anointed one is blasphemy. As the trial unfolds, one can’t help but wonder if the courtroom drama will rival the heavenly battles Quiboloy often boasts about, or if reality will bring his divine charade crashing down to earth.

The One Cha-Cha The Philippines Needs

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In the circus of Philippine politics, one constitutional change screams for attention like a clown with a megaphone: abolishing Congress’s power of investigative hearings. 

These spectacles, masquerading as inquiries “in aid of legislation,” have become a national pastime—a riveting drama of finger-pointing, grandstanding, and theatrical indignation where resource persons are disrespected.

But let’s call a spade a spade: these hearings are as useful as a screen door on a submarine. They serve as convenient distractions from the real work of lawmaking, with politicians honing their acting skills while the nation’s issues gather dust in the legislative backroom.

It’s high time we admit that Congress’s investigative powers are about political and personal agendas. Let law enforcement handle investigations; Congress can stick to what it is mandated to do — making laws, or at least attempting to. So let’s amend the constitution and bid farewell to this circus act. The only thing Congress should investigate is how to get its act together.

Disbar Attys. Glenn Chong And Harry Roque? (Videos)

In the theatre of absurdity that is contemporary politics, the question of disbarment for Atty. Glenn Chong and Atty. Harry Roque emerges like a farcical subplot. 

Chong’s audacious declaration of wanting to slap First Lady Liza Marcos and Roque’s flirtation with joining prayer rallyists to storm Malacañang paint a vivid picture of legal professionals seemingly taking cues from a WWE script rather than the solemn halls of justice.

The irony is glaring: while Larry Gadon was disbarred for his expletive-laden tirades, the antics of Chong and Roque make Gadon’s outbursts seem like polite tea-time banter. One must ponder: do Chong’s hand-slapping aspirations and Roque’s revolutionary daydreams truly embody the ethical standards expected of legal practitioners?

In a world where decorum often takes a back seat to sensationalism, perhaps it’s time for the legal fraternity to reevaluate its criteria for disbarment. After all, if we’re barreling down the path of legal absurdity, why not make it a spectacle worth watching?